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Dear Pun Gents, I am an optometry student and I’m looking for a pun theme for our fancy annual party called ‘Eyeball’ (e.g. eyeland of enchantment, apple of my eye). Thank you! ~Sarah, St. Louis, MO

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. This Ball is Ophthal Wall
  2. Tropical Eye Lens Theme
  3. Under the See
  4. Naughty Pupils
  5. Myopium
  6. A Blinkin’
  7. Dilate M for Murder
  8. The Glauc of the Irish
  9. Smooth Lacrimals
  10. Lasik Sunday
  11. Macula Conception
  12. Nystag Party
  13. Vitreous is Sweet
  14. Get in the Zonule
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