DEUCE LOOKS LIKE A LADY

Dear Pun Gents, help! We need a clever new name for our ladies seniors 4.0 USTA tennis team. We play at an indoor facility called Sound Shore Tennis. Thanks! ~Carol, Rye, NY

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Court Chesters [for Sound Shore in Port Chester NY]
  2. Unforced Heiress
  3. Top Seed Turvy
  4. Line Judge Judies
  5. Shore Things
  6. Groundmothers
  7. Gram Slams
  8. Baby Got Backswing
  9. Serve me a Double
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THE APE TEAM

Dear Pun Gents, we need a team name for an amazing race type event, called Gorilla Challenge. We are a group of four friends: two guys and two girls. Thanks! ~Seth, Magnolia, TX (long-time fan)

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Hot Gorillas Rule
  2. The Ape Team
  3. The Monkeys
  4. Orangu Crush
  5. We’re Bringing Silver Back
  6. It’s Good-All Good
  7. Banana Republicans
  8. The Panzees
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JOURNAL OF APPLED SCIENCE

Dear Pun Gents, I am writing a scientific paper, and the titles of such papers are often puns. The topic of the paper is looking at fruit and seeing whether the phylogenetic trees you can construct based on morphological features match the known trees for these fruit. ~Alex, London, UK

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Fruit 66: A phylogenetic roadmap
  2. There a Pears to be a Connection…
  3. Appled Science
  4. Phylogenetic Trees Arboring?
  5. Peach de Resistance
  6. A Theory with many Applecations
  7. A Branch of Theory that Bears Fruit
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LET IT BE

Dear Pun Gents, I am setting up a residential lettings agency and would like a memorable business name. Help! ~Mitzy, London, UK

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. EasyLease
  2. Prop Hotty
  3. Rent & Simply [Ren & Stimpy]
  4. Live and Let
  5. The Live and Let Guys
  6. Doctor House
  7. Maison D’Etre
  8. Anacondo
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ANDROIDGENIUS

Dear Pun Gents, I am starting a hang-out joint based on communication; specifically Google-driven Android phones. Need a happy theme name based on the many applications they offer. ~Edward, Nakuru, Kenya (long-time fan)

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. App Repos
  2. Bon App-etit
  3. Go Ogle Me
  4. Comm Union
  5. Appy Go Lucky
  6. Bar Five [as in, signal bars]
  7. What’s App?
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RECEIVING LINES

Dear Pun Gents, I want a nice pun to put in my cousin’s guest book at her wedding. ~Ellen, Ballycastle, N. Ireland

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. This evening: open bar. Tonight: open bra!
  2. I guess it was the law of cousin affect.
  3. You really vowed the crowd.
  4. Set the lovin to high.
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RECORDER MONTALBAN?

Dear Pun Gents, I’m trying to come up with some names for a play I’m adapting and I need a name for a medieval musician. I already have Iona Lute. Need something along these lines but a male name. Thanks! ~Jess, Manchester, UK

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Martin Luter
  2. Robert Zithermann
  3. Coral Singer
  4. Armando Lin
  5. Shawm Reed
  6. See more medieval instruments here
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