CAN SOAR SOCIETY

Dear Pun Gents, we need a name for our Relay for Life team. We are a group of young survivors and need something great.  There are a lot of names like Fight til it’s Right or Fight Through the Night. We want something original. Please help us. ~Amy, Hannibal, MO

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Can Soar Society
  2. The Beat It Dudes
  3. See You in Health
  4. Chemochameleons
  5. Remission Accomplished
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GET MUGGED

Dear Pun Gents, our high-school environmental club is selling coffee mugs and travel mugs to raise money. We need an environment-related and drink-related pun to put on the mugs! ~Vivian, Vancouver, BC

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Save the rainforests. Drink Java.
  2. I’m in-disposed
  3. Ever bean enviro-friendly?
  4. No more paper view.
  5. Wasting paper cups is high tree sin.
  6. Save the planet. Get mugged.
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LEX AND THE CITY

Dear Pun Gents, we have a team of 1 guy and 3 girls in the Lexington 5K Urbanathlon. Need something clever and funny – know you can help! ~Nick, Lexington, SC

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Lex and the City
  2. One Nick, Three Chicks, Five Clicks
  3. Run D-SC
  4. Roger Urbanister [Roger Bannister = 1st man to run a 4-minute mile]
  5. Obstacular Spectacular
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Dear Pun Gents, I’m in the midst of organizing a fashion show that showcases eco-friendly clothing. May I please have some punny names to go with it? ~Tristan, Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. This line is bio agreeable
  2. We emphasize your natural resources
  3. Active wear, not radioactive wear
  4. How to planet your wardrobe
  5. We’re model citizens
  6. Get green-shirtified
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