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All Puns for March, 2011

03/31/11

GOOD IN THE SACK, BETTER IN THE TUB

Dear Pun Gents, I work in a cinema and was wondering if you could send a cinema/popcorn-related pun. Thanks. ~Colin, Kilkenny, Ireland

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. We put butters in seats.
  2. My favourite movie character? Kernel Kurtz
  3. Favourite movie? The Hunt for Redenbachertober.
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03/31/11

AUNTIE CHRISTIE

Dear Pun Gents, I need some suggestions for a roller derby name.  I’m a bit of a petrol-head who also likes murder mysteries. ~Karen, Scotland

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Auntie Christie
  2. Rhoda Chopper
  3. Mustang Sally
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03/31/11

CAN SOAR SOCIETY

Dear Pun Gents, we need a name for our Relay for Life team. We are a group of young survivors and need something great.  There are a lot of names like Fight til it’s Right or Fight Through the Night. We want something original. Please help us. ~Amy, Hannibal, MO

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Can Soar Society
  2. The Beat It Dudes
  3. See You in Health
  4. Chemochameleons
  5. Remission Accomplished
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03/31/11

GET MUGGED

Dear Pun Gents, our high-school environmental club is selling coffee mugs and travel mugs to raise money. We need an environment-related and drink-related pun to put on the mugs! ~Vivian, Vancouver, BC

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Save the rainforests. Drink Java.
  2. I’m in-disposed
  3. Ever bean enviro-friendly?
  4. No more paper view.
  5. Wasting paper cups is high tree sin.
  6. Save the planet. Get mugged.
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03/31/11

When I was in Japan, I bummed some wine, in Nagasaki.

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03/30/11

The man who performed his first prostate exam on an Irishman felt deeply a Seamus.

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03/29/11

The nightclubbing lifestyle is so incredible, it involves a suspension of disco ball ief.

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03/28/11

Cervantes was a great speechmaker, but his greatest of all was Don Keynote.

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03/27/11

The man accused of bad breath was surprisingly gracious. Quote, “I harbour no recent mints.”

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03/26/11

Are archers into arrow dynamics?

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