Almonds are created equal.
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(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Which dinosaur just couldn’t decide? A: Staygosaurus.
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Why did the cannibal eat his wife and children?
He was familyished!
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...How did I end up as a toothbrush salesman? Quite hawks a dentally.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...We want to strike Accord with anyone who’s ever crashed their Honda.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I foolishly mixed two food groups. The results were, at best, meaty yogurt.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Christmas is a source of renewable energy, aka winter buyins’.
(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...If the Blarney Stone were a man, would kissing it make me Gaelic?
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Gum is great! I chews to follow the mastical sciences, and worship Jawhovah. I attend Sunday masseter, biting my time for eternal Salivation.
(5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...CARPET DIEM
Dear Pun Gents, puns about rugs. ~McKayla, Fayetteville, TN
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Whenever I get home I am immediately on rugs.
- Don’t ruin a rug. That’s carpetal punishment.
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