Almonds are created equal.
What dish would you make of Disney’s Donald? A: Speaking duck.
Which dinosaur just couldn’t decide? A: Staygosaurus.
The Hindi-speaking Walmart greeter became rich: he namasté great fortune.
Why did the cannibal eat his wife and children?
He was familyished!
Did you hear, the scientists behind Ecstasy drugs are now building a party-gal accelerator?
Bic’s newest version of the writing instrument enjoyed market pen iteration.
True story: Oedipus‘ mom was diagnosed with Porkin’ sons.
How did I end up as a toothbrush salesman? Quite hawks a dentally.
Hear the pun about the man with mussels for brains? It met with cortical a clam.