Almonds are created equal.
Which dinosaur just couldn’t decide? A: Staygosaurus.
Why did the cannibal eat his wife and children?
He was familyished!
Did you hear, the scientists behind Ecstasy drugs are now building a party-gal accelerator?
How did I end up as a toothbrush salesman? Quite hawks a dentally.
Hear the pun about the man with mussels for brains? It met with cortical a clam.
We want to strike Accord with anyone who’s ever crashed their Honda.
In summertime, stuffing your fridge with drinks is of party cooler importance.
I foolishly mixed two food groups. The results were, at best, meaty yogurt.
Christmas is a source of renewable energy, aka winter buyins’.