Almonds are created equal.
Month: April 2011
Which dinosaur just couldn’t decide? A: Staygosaurus.
How did I end up as a toothbrush salesman? Quite hawks a dentally.
Christmas is a source of renewable energy, aka winter buyins’.
CARPET DIEM
Dear Pun Gents, puns about rugs. ~McKayla, Fayetteville, TN
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Whenever I get home I am immediately on rugs.
- Don’t ruin a rug. That’s carpetal punishment.
I never gain weight despite eating a lot of spicy Italian subs. I owe it to my good meat-a-ballism.