I collect cows and mushrooms. I have a lot of fungi bull assets.
Almonds are created equal.
What dish would you make of Disney’s Donald? A: Speaking duck.
Which dinosaur just couldn’t decide? A: Staygosaurus.
The Hindi-speaking Walmart greeter became rich: he namasté great fortune.
Why did the cannibal eat his wife and children?
He was familyished!
Fitting into size-19 shoes is the greatest feet imaginable.
Did you hear, the scientists behind Ecstasy drugs are now building a party-gal accelerator?
Bic’s newest version of the writing instrument enjoyed market pen iteration.
True story: Oedipus‘ mom was diagnosed with Porkin’ sons.