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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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All Puns for April, 2011

04/30/11

I collect cows and mushrooms. I have a lot of fungi bull assets.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)
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04/29/11

Almonds are created equal.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)
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04/28/11

What dish would you make of Disney’s Donald? A: Speaking duck.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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04/27/11

Which dinosaur just couldn’t decide? A: Staygosaurus.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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04/26/11

The Hindi-speaking Walmart greeter became rich: he namasté great fortune.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 2.75 out of 5)
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04/25/11

Why did the cannibal eat his wife and children?

He was familyished!

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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04/24/11

Fitting into size-19 shoes is the greatest feet imaginable.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (7 votes, average: 4.14 out of 5)
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04/23/11

Do stutterers drive a hiccup truck?

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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04/22/11

I made my son do sit-ups. He claimed it was child ab use.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (6 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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04/21/11

Did you hear, the scientists behind Ecstasy drugs are now building a party-gal accelerator?

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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