All Puns for April, 2011
04/30/11
I collect cows and mushrooms. I have a lot of fungi bull assets.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)
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   The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin! Visit punoff.com. See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines. (3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5) Loading ...04/29/11
Almonds are created equal.  (2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5) Loading ...04/28/11
What dish would you make of Disney’s Donald? A: Speaking duck. (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...04/27/11
Which dinosaur just couldn’t decide? A: Staygosaurus. (3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...04/26/11
The Hindi-speaking Walmart greeter became rich: he namasté great fortune. (4 votes, average: 2.75 out of 5) Loading ...04/25/11
Why did the cannibal eat his wife and children? He was familyished! (3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...04/24/11
Fitting into size-19 shoes is the greatest feet imaginable. (7 votes, average: 4.14 out of 5) Loading ...04/23/11
Do stutterers drive a hiccup truck? (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5) Loading ...04/22/11
I made my son do sit-ups. He claimed it was child ab use. (6 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5) Loading ...04/21/11
Did you hear, the scientists behind Ecstasy drugs are now building a party-gal accelerator? (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ... |
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