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Pun for 04/05/11

A mad baker came at me with a ryeful, a 12-grain shotgun with pumpernickel action! He look at me with such loaving, and said “You’re a gluten for punishment.” I never shoulda crust the guy. I barley survived the encounter, and there were no wheatnesses.

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  1. Gary Hallock says:
    04/05/2011 at 6:50 AM

    I can’t believe the baker was bran dishing muffin but a shotgun derringer story.

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