July, 2011 :: PunGents.com

Do airport workers have to take hangar management courses?

(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

The pornstar lost her job and filed for onanployment.

(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

Usually when you hear about Norway it’s Oslo news day.

(5 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5)

Anyone who forces me to wear a kilt should be tartan fettered.

(5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

That Knight Rider show belongs in the annoyance Hall of Fame. That’s right – the Hassle HoF.

(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)

Never ride your bike by yourself in a coastal region during cycle-alone season.

(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

When I turn 40, I hope my sister doesn’t cry. I don’t want a mid life cry sis.

(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)

Baseball players, aka lumber jocks.

(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

The guy at the bar in charge of karaoke requests never picks me. I feel like I’m ode.

(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Those who write Lord of the Rings dictionaries lead satisfying lives of elf-factualization.

(4 votes, average: 2.25 out of 5)