When the Gents eat cereal, they prefer Serrated Wit.
Do airport workers have to take hangar management courses?
The pornstar lost her job and filed for onanployment.
Usually when you hear about Norway it’s Oslo news day.
Anyone who forces me to wear a kilt should be tartan fettered.
Which Greek philosopher had a boob job? Epictetus.
That Knight Rider show belongs in the annoyance Hall of Fame. That’s right – the Hassle HoF.
My mother destroyed my insect colony. Such ma-level-ant behaviour!
Feeling lazy and depressed? Tricycline.
Never ride your bike by yourself in a coastal region during cycle-alone season.