The pornstar lost her job and filed for onanployment.
That Knight Rider show belongs in the annoyance Hall of Fame. That’s right – the Hassle HoF.
The guy at the bar in charge of karaoke requests never picks me. I feel like I’m ode.
The government is announcing plans to distribute mouthguards to the general population, to increase jaw security and aid the dentally retarded. Contracts will be awarded to the lowest biter.