Do airport workers have to take hangar management courses?
The pornstar lost her job and filed for onanployment.
Usually when you hear about Norway it’s Oslo news day.
Anyone who forces me to wear a kilt should be tartan fettered.
That Knight Rider show belongs in the annoyance Hall of Fame. That’s right – the Hassle HoF.
Never ride your bike by yourself in a coastal region during cycle-alone season.
When I turn 40, I hope my sister doesn’t cry. I don’t want a mid life cry sis.
Baseball players, aka lumber jocks.
The guy at the bar in charge of karaoke requests never picks me. I feel like I’m ode.
Those who write Lord of the Rings dictionaries lead satisfying lives of elf-factualization.