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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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All Puns for July, 2011

07/30/11

When the Gents eat cereal, they prefer Serrated Wit.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (7 votes, average: 2.57 out of 5)
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07/29/11

Do airport workers have to take hangar management courses?

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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07/28/11

The pornstar lost her job and filed for onanployment.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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07/27/11

Usually when you hear about Norway it’s Oslo news day.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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07/26/11

Anyone who forces me to wear a kilt should be tartan fettered.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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07/25/11

Which Greek philosopher had a boob job? Epictetus.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (6 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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07/24/11

That Knight Rider show belongs in the annoyance Hall of Fame. That’s right – the Hassle HoF.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)
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07/23/11

My mother destroyed my insect colony. Such ma-level-ant behaviour!

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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07/22/11

Feeling lazy and depressed? Tricycline.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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07/16/11

Never ride your bike by yourself in a coastal region during cycle-alone season.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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