Do airport workers have to take hangar management courses?
The pornstar lost her job and filed for onanployment.
Usually when you hear about Norway it’s Oslo news day.
That Knight Rider show belongs in the annoyance Hall of Fame. That’s right – the Hassle HoF.
When I turn 40, I hope my sister doesn’t cry. I don’t want a mid life cry sis.
Baseball players, aka lumber jocks.
The guy at the bar in charge of karaoke requests never picks me. I feel like I’m ode.
Those who write Lord of the Rings dictionaries lead satisfying lives of elf-factualization.
The government is announcing plans to distribute mouthguards to the general population, to increase jaw security and aid the dentally retarded. Contracts will be awarded to the lowest biter.