Subscribe to Pun of the Day by email:









  Follow us on Twitter 

40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

Visit punoff.com.

See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

All Puns for August, 2011


Warning: Missing argument 2 for WP_Export_Utility::the_post() in /homepages/42/d113154375/htdocs/wp3test/wp-content/plugins/wp-exporter/utility.php on line 114
08/31/11

WET T-SHIRT CONTEST (request w/ donation)

Dear Pun Gents, I am participating in a breast cancer walk—60 miles in 3 days. I held a fundraiser at my hospital with a dunking booth where we dunked physicians and administrators. Repeating at another location…would like to sell t-shirts at this event.  Can you help me think of a slogan for the front of the shirt? ~Margaret, Richmond, VA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. The Dunking Boob
  2. Dunkin Doctors – let’s see your DDs for charity
  3. Dry out in the dunk tank?
  4. Breast Cancer Walk – on Water
  5. MD your pockets for a good cause.
  6. It’s Wetting Season
  7. Soak and Water
  8. I Make Doctors Moist
  9. When I hit your target, you get wet
  10. Dunkaschen! (for the donation too)
TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 2.75 out of 5)
Loading ... Loading ...

Warning: Missing argument 2 for WP_Export_Utility::the_post() in /homepages/42/d113154375/htdocs/wp3test/wp-content/plugins/wp-exporter/utility.php on line 114
08/31/11

I ingested a pop can and everything is clear. I feel aluminated.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)
Loading ... Loading ...

Warning: Missing argument 2 for WP_Export_Utility::the_post() in /homepages/42/d113154375/htdocs/wp3test/wp-content/plugins/wp-exporter/utility.php on line 114
08/30/11

True to form, the Japanese have launched the world’s first continuously improving musical: Kaizen Dolls.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
Loading ... Loading ...

Warning: Missing argument 2 for WP_Export_Utility::the_post() in /homepages/42/d113154375/htdocs/wp3test/wp-content/plugins/wp-exporter/utility.php on line 114
08/29/11

Misusing the relative pronoun is a slippery slope, and can end in whomlessness.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
Loading ... Loading ...

Warning: Missing argument 2 for WP_Export_Utility::the_post() in /homepages/42/d113154375/htdocs/wp3test/wp-content/plugins/wp-exporter/utility.php on line 114
08/28/11

Televangelism is all about false profits.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
Loading ... Loading ...

Warning: Missing argument 2 for WP_Export_Utility::the_post() in /homepages/42/d113154375/htdocs/wp3test/wp-content/plugins/wp-exporter/utility.php on line 114
08/27/11

Atheists lack creed ability.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)
Loading ... Loading ...

Warning: Missing argument 2 for WP_Export_Utility::the_post() in /homepages/42/d113154375/htdocs/wp3test/wp-content/plugins/wp-exporter/utility.php on line 114
08/26/11

Nothing scares me like the air. It’s my utmost fear.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)
Loading ... Loading ...

Warning: Missing argument 2 for WP_Export_Utility::the_post() in /homepages/42/d113154375/htdocs/wp3test/wp-content/plugins/wp-exporter/utility.php on line 114
08/25/11

Clean river activists are wading for good eau.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (6 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)
Loading ... Loading ...

Warning: Missing argument 2 for WP_Export_Utility::the_post() in /homepages/42/d113154375/htdocs/wp3test/wp-content/plugins/wp-exporter/utility.php on line 114
08/24/11

If you go to Medieval Times and watch the jousts, there is a sir charge.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)
Loading ... Loading ...

Warning: Missing argument 2 for WP_Export_Utility::the_post() in /homepages/42/d113154375/htdocs/wp3test/wp-content/plugins/wp-exporter/utility.php on line 114
08/23/11

Bicyclists are always pedalling their wheres.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (13 votes, average: 4.85 out of 5)
Loading ... Loading ...