All Puns for September, 2011
09/26/11
My parrot speaks many languages. He is a pollymath.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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   The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin! Visit punoff.com. See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines. (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...09/21/11
My friend took joint ownership in a grow-op, out in the Hempsteads. The place had gone to weed and needed grass, but after applying some THC–tender hearted care–it looked spliffy in no time.  (4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5) Loading ...09/20/11
Someone overturned my port-a-potty! So I pressed litigation, hiring lawyer John Flip Sues-a (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...09/19/11
I find that aldermen are too wooden. (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...09/18/11
There’s an old proverb that recommends against circumcision: Spear the rod, spoil the child. (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...09/17/11
Bending over in a prison shower calls for soaper second thought. (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...09/16/11
Those with dandruff have a certain flecks a’ peel. (5 votes, average: 4.60 out of 5) Loading ...09/15/11
Being disobeyed by a subordinate is embarrassing enough. But when someone repeatedly disobeys orders I feel more defied. (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...09/14/11
Green vegetables make me fart. We’re talkin’ kale force winds. (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...09/13/11
If you have insomnia AND writer’s block, take nigh quill. (2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5) Loading ... |
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