I find that aldermen are too wooden.
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(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...There’s an old proverb that recommends against circumcision: Spear the rod, spoil the child.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Bending over in a prison shower calls for soaper second thought.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...If you have insomnia AND writer’s block, take nigh quill.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Don’t borrow a friend’s pants, even if you have diarrhea. You need to shart your own cords.
(5 votes, average: 3.40 out of 5)Loading...The Boomer government reports that Depends spending is on the rise, especially incontinents with European forces or near the Pissific Ocean.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...You know something’s wrong when you’re on a porno set and you hear ‘teste, teste, 1,2,3‘
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Buy a winnebagel. You have muffin to lose. People might think you’re cookie, but donut listen.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...French hunters love grapefruit. It’s what lets them pump le moose.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...What’s Gadhafi’s favourite word game? Mad Libyas.
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