I find that aldermen are too wooden.
There’s an old proverb that recommends against circumcision: Spear the rod, spoil the child.
If you have insomnia AND writer’s block, take nigh quill.
Don’t borrow a friend’s pants, even if you have diarrhea. You need to shart your own cords.
The Boomer government reports that Depends spending is on the rise, especially incontinents with European forces or near the Pissific Ocean.
You know something’s wrong when you’re on a porno set and you hear ‘teste, teste, 1,2,3‘
Buy a winnebagel. You have muffin to lose. People might think you’re cookie, but donut listen.
French hunters love grapefruit. It’s what lets them pump le moose.
What’s Gadhafi’s favourite word game? Mad Libyas.
Hear the pun about the cow who jumped off a tall building? It’s ledge end dairy.