I find that aldermen are too wooden.
There’s an old proverb that recommends against circumcision: Spear the rod, spoil the child.
Bending over in a prison shower calls for soaper second thought.
Those with dandruff have a certain flecks a’ peel.
Being disobeyed by a subordinate is embarrassing enough. But when someone repeatedly disobeys orders I feel more defied.
If you have insomnia AND writer’s block, take nigh quill.
Don’t borrow a friend’s pants, even if you have diarrhea. You need to shart your own cords.
The Boomer government reports that Depends spending is on the rise, especially incontinents with European forces or near the Pissific Ocean.
You know something’s wrong when you’re on a porno set and you hear ‘teste, teste, 1,2,3‘
Buy a winnebagel. You have muffin to lose. People might think you’re cookie, but donut listen.