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All Puns for September, 2011

09/26/11

My parrot speaks many languages. He is a pollymath.

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09/21/11

My friend took joint ownership in a grow-op, out in the Hempsteads. The place had gone to weed and needed grass, but after applying some THC–tender hearted care–it looked spliffy in no time.

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09/20/11

Someone overturned my port-a-potty! So I pressed litigation, hiring lawyer John Flip Sues-a

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09/19/11

I find that aldermen are too wooden.

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09/18/11

There’s an old proverb that recommends against circumcision: Spear the rod, spoil the child.

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09/17/11

Bending over in a prison shower calls for soaper second thought.

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09/16/11

Those with dandruff have a certain flecks a’ peel.

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09/15/11

Being disobeyed by a subordinate is embarrassing enough. But when someone repeatedly disobeys orders I feel more defied.

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09/14/11

Green vegetables make me fart. We’re talkin’ kale force winds.

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09/13/11

If you have insomnia AND writer’s block, take nigh quill.

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