I find that aldermen are too wooden.
There’s an old proverb that recommends against circumcision: Spear the rod, spoil the child.
If you have insomnia AND writer’s block, take nigh quill.
The Boomer government reports that Depends spending is on the rise, especially incontinents with European forces or near the Pissific Ocean.
You know something’s wrong when you’re on a porno set and you hear ‘teste, teste, 1,2,3‘
French hunters love grapefruit. It’s what lets them pump le moose.
What’s Gadhafi’s favourite word game? Mad Libyas.