My friend took joint ownership in a grow-op, out in the Hempsteads. The place had gone to weed and needed grass, but after applying some THC–tender hearted care–it looked spliffy in no time.
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(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...There’s an old proverb that recommends against circumcision: Spear the rod, spoil the child.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Bending over in a prison shower calls for soaper second thought.
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(5 votes, average: 4.60 out of 5)Loading...Being disobeyed by a subordinate is embarrassing enough. But when someone repeatedly disobeys orders I feel more defied.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Green vegetables make me fart. We’re talkin’ kale force winds.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...If you have insomnia AND writer’s block, take nigh quill.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Don’t borrow a friend’s pants, even if you have diarrhea. You need to shart your own cords.
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