September, 2011 :: PunGents.com

09/26/2011

My parrot speaks many languages. He is a pollymath.

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09/15/201109/21/2011

My friend took joint ownership in a grow-op, out in the Hempsteads. The place had gone to weed and needed grass, but after applying some THC–tender hearted care–it looked spliffy in no time.

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09/15/201109/20/2011

Someone overturned my port-a-potty! So I pressed litigation, hiring lawyer John Flip Sues-a

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09/15/201109/19/2011

I find that aldermen are too wooden.

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09/15/201109/18/2011

There’s an old proverb that recommends against circumcision: Spear the rod, spoil the child.

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09/15/201109/17/2011

Bending over in a prison shower calls for soaper second thought.

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09/15/201109/16/2011

Those with dandruff have a certain flecks a’ peel.

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09/15/2011

Being disobeyed by a subordinate is embarrassing enough. But when someone repeatedly disobeys orders I feel more defied.

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09/15/201109/14/2011

Green vegetables make me fart. We’re talkin’ kale force winds.

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09/08/201109/13/2011

If you have insomnia AND writer’s block, take nigh quill.

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