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Hear the pun about the cow who jumped off a tall building? It’s ledge end dairy.
Topic: accidents, cows, death, milk, puns about puns, suicide
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I heard she knocked off her milk sack and her butt when she hit the awning on the first floor. It was an udder disaster. Now she’s nothing more than ground beef.
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I heard she knocked off her milk sack and her butt when she hit the awning on the first floor. It was an udder disaster. Now she’s nothing more than ground beef.