Valet drivers love the limo scene.
The world will never run out of water, according to Wells Fargo.
Which bankers put glitter on their testicles?
A: The ones at Gold ManSachs.
I thought I saw my twin in a looking glass but it was just a mere image.
One of my legs was outsourced to Bangladesh. Just another casualty of globalize a shin.
Dear Pun Gents, I’m looking for a team name for my daughter’s Polar Bear Plunge team for the Special Olympics. ~Tracy, Sykseville, MD
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Bear Bottoms
- Hungry Hungry Hypos
- Gimme One Freezin’
- Golden Coldies
- Froze before Toes
Do carpenters puts jamb on their toast?
Which dog could breathe underwater? Scuba Do.
When it came to basketball, Abdul-Jabbar was the Kareem of the crop.
I love turning on fans. It gives me vent elation.