Valet drivers love the limo scene.
The world will never run out of water, according to Wells Fargo.
Which bankers put glitter on their testicles?
A: The ones at Gold ManSachs.
I thought I saw my twin in a looking glass but it was just a mere image.
My girlfriend had feet where there should have been nipples. Just thinking about her makes me hungry for TosTitos.
One of my legs was outsourced to Bangladesh. Just another casualty of globalize a shin.
Dear Pun Gents, I’m looking for a team name for my daughter’s Polar Bear Plunge team for the Special Olympics. ~Tracy, Sykseville, MD
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Bear Bottoms
- Hungry Hungry Hypos
- Gimme One Freezin’
- Golden Coldies
- Froze before Toes
Do carpenters puts jamb on their toast?
Which dog could breathe underwater? Scuba Do.
When it came to basketball, Abdul-Jabbar was the Kareem of the crop.