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All Puns for November, 2011

11/30/11

What does Santa say in November? Mo Mo Mo.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)
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11/29/11

Hisspanics are afraid of snakes.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (7 votes, average: 4.71 out of 5)
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11/28/11

Kim Kardashian made off with a stolen auto. When cops found her, there was copious junk in her trunk. And the rack was overloaded.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)
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11/27/11

Noblemen don’t take any crap.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)
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11/26/11

After my friend and I underwent painful foreskin removal – we found ourselves in strange circum stances

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)
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11/25/11

Someone who gets run over at a Black Friday sale: Wal-Martyr.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)
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11/24/11

When the college dormitory tampon machine broke, they declared a coed red.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)
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11/23/11

Which birds are most religious? Geeses of Nazereth.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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11/22/11

I bought a castle from a fat nobleman. I heard I could get a hefty viscount.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)
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11/21/11

What kind of flooring is inherently sheepish? Lamb innate.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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