What does Santa say in November? Mo Mo Mo.
Hisspanics are afraid of snakes.
Kim Kardashian made off with a stolen auto. When cops found her, there was copious junk in her trunk. And the rack was overloaded.
Noblemen don’t take any crap.
Someone who gets run over at a Black Friday sale: Wal-Martyr.
When the college dormitory tampon machine broke, they declared a coed red.
Which birds are most religious? Geeses of Nazereth.
I bought a castle from a fat nobleman. I heard I could get a hefty viscount.
What kind of flooring is inherently sheepish? Lamb innate.
Candy factories rely on sweet shop labour.