What does Santa say in November? Mo Mo Mo.
Hisspanics are afraid of snakes.
Kim Kardashian made off with a stolen auto. When cops found her, there was copious junk in her trunk. And the rack was overloaded.
Noblemen don’t take any crap.
Someone who gets run over at a Black Friday sale: Wal-Martyr.
Which birds are most religious? Geeses of Nazereth.
What kind of flooring is inherently sheepish? Lamb innate.
Candy factories rely on sweet shop labour.
Writing a symphony is a draw note process.
Dear Pun Gents, I’m looking for a bowling team name for a party where my girlfriend is turning 50. ~Mel, Del Rio, TX
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- We’re Never Splitting
- No Spare Tires
- Lane With You
- 10 Pins, 50 Candles
- Strike ManDate
- The Pinishers
- Pin it to Win it
- Thanks for your donation, Mel!