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Pun for 12/21/11

Kleptomaniac amputees take a lot of faux toes.

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  1. gary hallock says:

    I used to be a clip toe maniac but my nails got so short I had to cut back so I wouldn’t injure myself. (Turns out I’m lack-toes intolerant.)

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