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Kleptomaniac amputees take a lot of faux toes.
Topic: amputees, anatomy, kleptomania, neuroses and disorders
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I used to be a clip toe maniac but my nails got so short I had to cut back so I wouldn’t injure myself. (Turns out I’m lack-toes intolerant.)
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I used to be a clip toe maniac but my nails got so short I had to cut back so I wouldn’t injure myself. (Turns out I’m lack-toes intolerant.)