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Pun for 12/22/11

I’m thinking of buying a cat. I’ve heard cats can be finicky. In fact, the pet store said that the cat that I want only eats religiously consecrated fish — from the superorder elopomorpha. Pretty weird. So… when I get that feline, I need sectual eelings?

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  1. gary hallock says:
    12/22/2011 at 11:25 AM

    How would a fish go about getting himself religiously consecrated? Wouldn’t this be a job for an ichthyologist?

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  2. gary hallock says:
    12/23/2011 at 8:18 AM

    How would a fish go about getting himself religiously consecrated? Would this be a job for an icktheologist?

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