How can you detect a lie? Use telephony.
I was kicked out of the Glass Eating Society. The entire next day was filled with ex-crew, shitting pane.
The situation in Damascus is Syrias!
Dear Pun Gents, we’re looking for a team name for a fun curling bonspeil for veterinarians. We are 2 large animal veterinarians and our husbands, in Northern Ontario, and we probably suck at curling more than anyone else at this event. Animal theme with curling? Doesn’t have to be polite. ~Olivia, Sturgeon Falls, ON
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Elephantastic Four
- Feed Em and Sweep
- The Cowlers
- Sheep Sweep
- Bull’s Eye Doctors
- The Neuteralizers
- Surgical Strikes
- The Horseplayers
- [PS – Thanks for the donation!]
Borrowing someone’s cereal is oatlendish behaviour.
You’ll regret going to the bathroom in India when you get charged a rupee.
Pastry chefs in Roswell are known for their bake-an-alien delights
I love dropping camera crews off a cliff. There’s nothing quite like fall foleyage.
Chiquita: A woman’s favourite banana.
The government bill to ban alcohol was met by a chorus of booze.