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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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All Puns for January, 2012

01/31/12

How can you detect a lie? Use telephony.

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01/30/12

I was kicked out of the Glass Eating Society. The entire next day was filled with ex-crew, shitting pane.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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01/29/12

For whatever reason, Gollum’s career started foundering.

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01/28/12

The situation in Damascus is Syrias!

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01/27/12

ANIMALPRACTICE

Dear Pun Gents, we’re looking for a team name for a fun curling bonspeil for veterinarians. ¬†We are 2 large animal veterinarians and our husbands, in Northern Ontario, and we probably suck at curling more than anyone else at this event. ¬†Animal theme with curling? Doesn’t have to be polite. ~Olivia, Sturgeon Falls, ON

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Rockroaches
  2. HardCoreVets
  3. Animalpractice
  4. Elephantastic Four
  5. Feed Em and Sweep
  6. The Cowlers
  7. Sheep Sweep
  8. Grrrlers
  9. Bull’s Eye Doctors
  10. The Neuteralizers
  11. Surgical Strikes
  12. The Horseplayers
  13. [PS - Thanks for the donation!]
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01/27/12

I offered Jell-o to Prince William, and was accused of pudding on heirs.

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01/26/12

See http://www.collegehumor.com/upick/6694928/text-puns for the inspiration behind this FB exchange b/w Pat and Rhain. Sea Pat and Rhain's Facebook puns

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01/26/12

Borrowing someone’s cereal is oatlendish behaviour.

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01/25/12

You’ll regret going to the bathroom in India when you get charged a rupee.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)
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01/24/12

Anyone who grows a large yam-type vegetable is in for a rutabega-ning.

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