How can you detect a lie? Use telephony.
I was kicked out of the Glass Eating Society. The entire next day was filled with ex-crew, shitting pane.
The situation in Damascus is Syrias!
Dear Pun Gents, we’re looking for a team name for a fun curling bonspeil for veterinarians. We are 2 large animal veterinarians and our husbands, in Northern Ontario, and we probably suck at curling more than anyone else at this event. Animal theme with curling? Doesn’t have to be polite. ~Olivia, Sturgeon Falls, ON
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Elephantastic Four
- Feed Em and Sweep
- The Cowlers
- Sheep Sweep
- Bull’s Eye Doctors
- The Neuteralizers
- Surgical Strikes
- The Horseplayers
- [PS – Thanks for the donation!]
Pastry chefs in Roswell are known for their bake-an-alien delights
Chiquita: A woman’s favourite banana.
Brigadiers like imprisoning Bambi?
Where can you get deals on mustard? Groupoupon.
After the nuclear accident, the ground seemed to glow, almost as if it had its own floor essence.
I invented a new hat for babies. But I’m not quite sure how to bonnetize it.