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All Puns for February, 2012

02/28/12

The day after eating large quantities of superfruits, I let out açai.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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02/27/12

Gossips are fun people, pry merrily.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)
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02/26/12

What’s a mobster’s favourite cheese? Massacrecapone

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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02/25/12

I was so confused in Africa. It’s a Mozambiquous place.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (10 votes, average: 3.40 out of 5)
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02/24/12

I scratch cows. I’m a moos itchin’.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (6 votes, average: 2.83 out of 5)
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02/23/12

My relationship with Betty Crocker has been misconstrudled.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)
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02/23/12

BOWLING GREEN

Dear Pun Gents, I need a name for a bowling team. The event is St. Patrick’s Day and our team works for a power/electric utility. ~Tricia, Sanford, FL

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Lucky Strikes
  2. Leprechauntract Demand
  3. Thunderballs
  4. Power Alleys
  5. Electric Buzzards
  6. Power Delivery
  7. Noah’s Arcs
  8. Fuse to Lose
  9. Hertz So Good
  10. The Family Joules
  11. Lightning Strikes
  12. Natural Monopoly
  13. Spare Power
  14. Split Circuits
  15. Circuits du Solar [Cirque du Soleil]
  16. Thanks for the donation!
TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (6 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)
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02/22/12

Anyone who measures their caffeine intake is a tea-totaller.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (5 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5)
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02/21/12

Championing the metric system in the US requires a charismatic liter.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)
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02/20/12

The Italians in Ireland speak fluent Garlic.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (5 votes, average: 2.20 out of 5)
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