The day after eating large quantities of superfruits, I let out açai.
I was so confused in Africa. It’s a Mozambiquous place.
Dear Pun Gents, I need a name for a bowling team. The event is St. Patrick’s Day and our team works for a power/electric utility. ~Tricia, Sanford, FL
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Lucky Strikes
- Leprechauntract Demand
- Power Alleys
- Electric Buzzards
- Power Delivery
- Noah’s Arcs
- Fuse to Lose
- Hertz So Good
- The Family Joules
- Lightning Strikes
- Natural Monopoly
- Spare Power
- Split Circuits
- Circuits du Solar [Cirque du Soleil]
- Thanks for the donation!
Anyone who measures their caffeine intake is a tea-totaller.
Championing the metric system in the US requires a charismatic liter.
Some say that Germans have no emotions, because they are from the planet Vulcan. Spocken Sie Deutsche?
I knew a scientist who hypothesized that women’s breasts could be used to propel a canoe. Unfortunately, her theory was not very row bust.
Beauty may be in the eye of the beholder. But booty is in the hand of the buttholder. Pain in the eye of the beeholder.
When the police arrested the furniture repairman, he claimed to be upholstering the law.
In the old days, dealing Viagra could get you hung. Phallus profits were taboo.