I was so confused in Africa. It’s a Mozambiquous place.
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(10 votes, average: 3.40 out of 5)Loading...BOWLING GREEN
Dear Pun Gents, I need a name for a bowling team. The event is St. Patrick’s Day and our team works for a power/electric utility. ~Tricia, Sanford, FL
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Lucky Strikes
- Leprechauntract Demand
- Thunderballs
- Power Alleys
- Electric Buzzards
- Power Delivery
- Noah’s Arcs
- Fuse to Lose
- Hertz So Good
- The Family Joules
- Lightning Strikes
- Natural Monopoly
- Spare Power
- Split Circuits
- Circuits du Solar [Cirque du Soleil]
- Thanks for the donation!
(6 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...Championing the metric system in the US requires a charismatic liter.
(3 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...I knew a scientist who hypothesized that women’s breasts could be used to propel a canoe. Unfortunately, her theory was not very row bust.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...Beauty may be in the eye of the beholder. But booty is in the hand of the buttholder. Pain in the eye of the beeholder.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...In the old days, dealing Viagra could get you hung. Phallus profits were taboo.
(10 votes, average: 3.30 out of 5)Loading...Lazy people should consider a course in languor management.
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...KNOWS JOB
Dear Pun Gents, we need a team name for Quiz Night at our kid’s school. We are all 40-somethings with 5th graders. It needs to be pretty clean. We are the team who is there to have fun, drink wine and just hope to finish respectably in the top half. ***Donation made!*** ~Beth, Arlington, VA
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1. Buzzerkers
2. Jeopardy Animals
3. Quizknows
4. Knows Job
5. Wine Knows
6. Quiztal Method
7. Answers and Uncles
8. La Triviata
9. Mr and Miscellaneous
10. Grades Cool
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...When the Vatican announced that cows could be ordained priests, the bovines could scarcely contain their heifervestments
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