The day after eating large quantities of superfruits, I let out açai.
I was so confused in Africa. It’s a Mozambiquous place.
I scratch cows. I’m a moos itchin’.
Dear Pun Gents, I need a name for a bowling team. The event is St. Patrick’s Day and our team works for a power/electric utility. ~Tricia, Sanford, FL
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Lucky Strikes
- Leprechauntract Demand
- Power Alleys
- Electric Buzzards
- Power Delivery
- Noah’s Arcs
- Fuse to Lose
- Hertz So Good
- The Family Joules
- Lightning Strikes
- Natural Monopoly
- Spare Power
- Split Circuits
- Circuits du Solar [Cirque du Soleil]
- Thanks for the donation!
Anyone who measures their caffeine intake is a tea-totaller.
Championing the metric system in the US requires a charismatic liter.
A broken leg isn’t serious. It tends to be a femur-al.
For a guy holding a cat in his hand, you’re acting especially pompous.
If you want to hand out communion, you have to assign a wafer.
Some say that Germans have no emotions, because they are from the planet Vulcan. Spocken Sie Deutsche?