The day after eating large quantities of superfruits, I let out açai.
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(4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...I was so confused in Africa. It’s a Mozambiquous place.
(10 votes, average: 3.40 out of 5)Loading...BOWLING GREEN
Dear Pun Gents, I need a name for a bowling team. The event is St. Patrick’s Day and our team works for a power/electric utility. ~Tricia, Sanford, FL
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Lucky Strikes
- Leprechauntract Demand
- Thunderballs
- Power Alleys
- Electric Buzzards
- Power Delivery
- Noah’s Arcs
- Fuse to Lose
- Hertz So Good
- The Family Joules
- Lightning Strikes
- Natural Monopoly
- Spare Power
- Split Circuits
- Circuits du Solar [Cirque du Soleil]
- Thanks for the donation!
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