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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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All Puns for March, 2012

03/30/12

Which band’s ride always broke down? Van Ailin’

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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03/29/12

A chivalrous knight wears nice clothes: Mine is a suede of armoir.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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03/28/12

Nomads are the calmest people.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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03/27/12

Sitting down is something I chairish.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (8 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)
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03/26/12

Despite his towering intellect, Plato was a promiscuous womanizer, who inspired generations of feel lotsa furs.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (8 votes, average: 3.13 out of 5)
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03/25/12

A husband was accused by his wife of farting. His plea: I no scent.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (7 votes, average: 4.71 out of 5)
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03/24/12

Austria started WWI because it had no Franz.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (8 votes, average: 4.63 out of 5)
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03/23/12

They say Marilyn Monroe had a photographic mammary.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (5 votes, average: 4.60 out of 5)
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03/22/12

Converting wood into toilet paper has no rhetorical defensibility. I see through your softest-tree!

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03/21/12

The rich but deranged warlord kept a harem of midget concubines who slept outside. Clearly this was a man of imp whore tents.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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