To preserve our marriage, my wife and I have a no pun relationship.
When someone told me there had been a mixup and all my sausage was buried underground, I immediately exhumed the wurst.
Dear Pun Gents, I am doing an obstacle 5K with co-workers called the Hell Run. The team is 12 girls and 3 guys and we were all given funny hell names. We need a team name. ~Christina, Kent, WA
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Hades and Gentlemen
- With a Little Hell From my Friends
- Damn Nation
- Singe City
- The Charred Toppers
- Weekend at Burnies
- Hell Run Hubbards
- Lucifers Place
- Sulphurin’ Succotash
- Killin’ Hellers
When Tyson bit Holyfield, it was earie.