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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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All Puns for April, 2012

04/30/12

Witness the history of botched castrations at the Err in Spays Museum.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)
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04/29/12

Drinking from an aquarium is the height of eau-fishness.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)
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04/28/12

The hedge-money of the investment bankers is over.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)
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04/27/12

Spock was an organ donor. “Leave lung and prosper.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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04/26/12

Which animals like to get drunk? Caribous. They love elkohol, they gazelle it down; especially Moosehead. There’s nothing quite like an ice cold deer.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (7 votes, average: 4.86 out of 5)
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04/25/12

The Icelandic parliament is in recess. Althings must come to an end.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)
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04/24/12

To preserve our marriage, my wife and I have a no pun relationship.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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04/23/12

A misplaced comma can cause a lot of confusion. Did you know that Nicholas Cage auditioned for Dirty, Hairy?

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)
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04/22/12

How does a permanent marker work? I simply can’t de-scribe it.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (7 votes, average: 4.71 out of 5)
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04/21/12

When someone told me there had been a mixup and all my sausage was buried underground, I immediately exhumed the wurst.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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