The hedge-money of the investment bankers is over.
Which animals like to get drunk? Caribous. They love elkohol, they gazelle it down; especially Moosehead. There’s nothing quite like an ice cold deer.
The Icelandic parliament is in recess. Althings must come to an end.
To preserve our marriage, my wife and I have a no pun relationship.
A misplaced comma can cause a lot of confusion. Did you know that Nicholas Cage auditioned for Dirty, Hairy?
How does a permanent marker work? I simply can’t de-scribe it.
When someone told me there had been a mixup and all my sausage was buried underground, I immediately exhumed the wurst.
- Hades and Gentlemen
- With a Little Hell From my Friends
- Damn Nation
- Singe City
- The Charred Toppers
- Weekend at Burnies
- Hell Run Hubbards
- Lucifers Place
- Sulphurin’ Succotash
- Killin’ Hellers
When Tyson bit Holyfield, it was earie.
I went to Cuba–and now I’m cigared for life.