Which animals like to get drunk? Caribous. They love elkohol, they gazelle it down; especially Moosehead. There’s nothing quite like an ice cold deer.
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(11 votes, average: 4.45 out of 5)Loading...The Icelandic parliament is in recess. Althings must come to an end.
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(8 votes, average: 4.63 out of 5)Loading...When someone told me there had been a mixup and all my sausage was buried underground, I immediately exhumed the wurst.
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Dear Pun Gents, I am doing an obstacle 5K with co-workers called the Hell Run. The team is 12 girls and 3 guys and we were all given funny hell names. We need a team name. ~Christina, Kent, WA
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Hades and Gentlemen
- With a Little Hell From my Friends
- Damn Nation
- Singe City
- The Charred Toppers
- Weekend at Burnies
- Hell Run Hubbards
- Lucifers Place
- Sulphurin’ Succotash
- Killin’ Hellers
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(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I tried to cross a cow with a marsupial, but everyone said it wasn’t possum-bull.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Donkeys are smart. They have a lot of brayin’ power.
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