Witness the history of botched castrations at the Err in Spays Museum.
Drinking from an aquarium is the height of eau-fishness.
The hedge-money of the investment bankers is over.
Which animals like to get drunk? Caribous. They love elkohol, they gazelle it down; especially Moosehead. There’s nothing quite like an ice cold deer.
The Icelandic parliament is in recess. Althings must come to an end.
To preserve our marriage, my wife and I have a no pun relationship.
A misplaced comma can cause a lot of confusion. Did you know that Nicholas Cage auditioned for Dirty, Hairy?
How does a permanent marker work? I simply can’t de-scribe it.
When someone told me there had been a mixup and all my sausage was buried underground, I immediately exhumed the wurst.
I was sick at home, so drank some OJ. Might as well make myself juiceful around the house.