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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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All Puns for June, 2012

06/30/12

The war on flies in Mexico: aka the Zap a Tsetse Rebellion.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)
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06/29/12

A wheel came flying off my car and knocked my teeth out. It all happened axel dentally.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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06/28/12

You can see all the brown colours of the rainbow, with a colitisscope.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (7 votes, average: 4.29 out of 5)
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06/27/12

A woman’s encounter with bees can have lass sting consequences.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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06/26/12

I don’t believe in horses. I am a neightheist.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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06/25/12

Hungry? Some placenta could fetal ovus.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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06/23/12

Someone threw a glass eye at my newly augmented breasts, causing injury. They could make a movie about it: The Borrow An Eye, Dent a Titty.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (5 votes, average: 2.20 out of 5)
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06/22/12

I tried to fatten up the hogs, but the piggins were slim.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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06/21/12

WALKIE TALKERS

Dear Pun Gents, we are a group of 12 moms from Camas (paper mill town), walking the Portland to Coast 130 mile relay. We will be wearing bright orange shorts and we are looking for a funny team name we can use year after year! ~Debra, Camas, OR

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
  1. Home on the Orange
  2. Gait Shorties
  3. Broad Distances
  4. Camaschameleons
  5. End up in Camas
  6. Dozen Mean Anything
  7. The Pulp Frictions
  8. Camassive Chafing
  9. The Blistering Paces
  10. Walkie Talkers
TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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06/21/12

To use algebra to determine the worth of a chicken, simply calculate its egginvalues.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (6 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)
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