A wheel came flying off my car and knocked my teeth out. It all happened axel dentally.
You can see all the brown colours of the rainbow, with a colitisscope.
A woman’s encounter with bees can have lass sting consequences.
Dear Pun Gents, we are a group of 12 moms from Camas (paper mill town), walking the Portland to Coast 130 mile relay. We will be wearing bright orange shorts and we are looking for a funny team name we can use year after year! ~Debra, Camas, OR
- Home on the Orange
- Gait Shorties
- Broad Distances
- End up in Camas
- Dozen Mean Anything
- The Pulp Frictions
- Camassive Chafing
- The Blistering Paces
- Walkie Talkers
Dear Pun Gents, We are running a big relay race. We will have two vans, and would like to have a name for each van that goes together. One van has guys, one has the gals. We are from Silverton, so would like something with Silver, but doesn’t have to be. The hosts love Star Wars. Thank you. ~Amanda, Silverton, OR
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
Some Star Wars-related suggestions
- Blue leader/red leader (not puns)
- Yodaman! + YodaLadyhoos
- Girls van: The Gal-lack-dick Empire + Boys van: The JarJar Dinks, or The Hand Solos
- Obi Van Kenobi + Jabba the Hatchback
- The Hard to Detours
- Anakin Goes
- The Lando Rovers
- Vanakins Skywalker
- The Death Cars
- Silverton is the new gold
- Team Ag47
- You’ve Got the Silver
- The Silverados
- Silversun Pickup Trucks
The calligrapher hit by a car was wrotequill.
Basketball suspense show – the Mentallest.
Frightened bovines act cow herdly.
I’m not sure I believe in Xmas parties. I remain eggnogstic.
My son complains he can’t play T-ball inside. I said “Sorry son, but there’s a lack of for T-ball housing.”