RACE DON’T MATTER

Dear Pun Gents, I’m taking my cousin and good friend to complete their first 5k obstacle race called Rugged Maniac. We would like a funny and clever team name! If it helps, I’m Hawaiian, my cousin is Mexican, and my friend is Puerto Rican. (2 girls and 1 guy) ~Uilani, Fort Lauderdale, FL

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. The Aloha Rangers
  2. 2 girls, 1 guy, 1 cup
  3. The Obstakillers
  4. HuLatinos
  5. Oahulatinos
  6. DRugged
  7. Race Don’t Matter
  8. Pacificcaribean
  9. Finish? Lyin’
  10. The Finnish Lions
  11. Two Islands and a Taco
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WRESTLENAMIA

Dear Pun Gents, I am a professional wrestler. My name is “Gorgeous” Greg Romero, and my tag team partner is named “Cold-Hearted” Corey Phillips. We need a tag team name that fits our sunglass, leather-vest clad, flamboyant bad boy personas. Please help! ~Greg, Las Vegas, NV

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Flamboyas
  2. Oakley Bros
  3. Leather Report
  4. Shrieking Violets
  5. The Broman Empire
  6. Punktoberfest
  7. Tagalicious
  8. Biceptennial
  9. The Abdominal Showmen
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