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All Puns for July, 2012

07/31/12

RACE DON’T MATTER

Dear Pun Gents, I’m taking my cousin and good friend to complete their first 5k obstacle race called Rugged Maniac. We would like a funny and clever team name! If it helps, I’m Hawaiian, my cousin is Mexican, and my friend is Puerto Rican. (2 girls and 1 guy) ~Uilani, Fort Lauderdale, FL

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. The Aloha Rangers
  2. 2 girls, 1 guy, 1 cup
  3. The Obstakillers
  4. HuLatinos
  5. Oahulatinos
  6. DRugged
  7. Race Don’t Matter
  8. Pacificcaribean
  9. Finish? Lyin’
  10. The Finnish Lions
  11. Two Islands and a Taco
TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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07/31/12

Do all houses come with decks? Un porch innately not.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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07/30/12

The exercise book about situps was very abs tract.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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07/29/12

An unbroken horse is mare rage material.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)
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07/28/12

I can install a tree in your cellar. Bark in basement prices!

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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07/27/12

If you spend all your days hunched over picking tea, you’re probably Chai knees.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)
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07/26/12

My dog was banned from the oil sands, because he bitumeny people.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)
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07/25/12

What’s the business equivalent of combining matter and anti-matter? A: cars with built-in smartphones, ie Kia and Nokia.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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07/24/12

WRESTLENAMIA

Dear Pun Gents, I am a professional wrestler. My name is “Gorgeous” Greg Romero, and my tag team partner is named “Cold-Hearted” Corey Phillips. We need a tag team name that fits our sunglass, leather-vest clad, flamboyant bad boy personas. Please help! ~Greg, Las Vegas, NV

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Flamboyas
  2. Oakley Bros
  3. Leather Report
  4. Shrieking Violets
  5. The Broman Empire
  6. Punktoberfest
  7. Tagalicious
  8. Biceptennial
  9. The Abdominal Showmen
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07/24/12

Some grievous afflictions could benefit from better PR branding. E.g., have you heard about the exciting new disease, Übercoolosis?

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