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All Puns for August, 2012

08/31/12

I made it to the vinyl round of America’s Next Top DJ.

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08/30/12

Anyone who worries about their hair is a doo fuss.

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08/29/12

If someone cries ‘Fart!’ in a crowded theatre, everyone must exit in an odourly fashion.

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08/28/12

RENO-OVATION

Dear Pun Gents, I and 11 of my friends are running in a 178-mile relay race, the Reno Tahoe Odyssey. Most of us are structural engineers with a few other professions thrown in the mix (accountant, physical therapist, server etc). We ran this race last year under the name “Team Honey Badger: because we don’t give a sh!t.” however that name must go. We enjoy drinking, having a good time and running of course. Also, this year we have an international teammate coming in from New Zealand.  ~Matthew, Nevada

AS THE PUN GENTS

  1. Reno-Ovation
  2. Odyssissies
  3. Smilers
  4. Destructuralists
  5. Busting out of the Joints
  6. Knee Joint Venture
  7. Runnilingus
  8. Tahosana
  9. Kiwi to Win
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08/28/12

I ate too much garlic pasta. Now I have Italitosis.

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08/27/12

The trigonometrist needed a cosiner on his lease, because the terms were obtuse. He didn’t want to get cotan a technicality. He checked for an expert with the best online radians.

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08/26/12

As a gift to his friend the exterminator, Picasso did a painting of a cockroach. Some consider it his pest de resistance.

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08/25/12

Prince Harry, aka his Royal Heinie.

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08/24/12

OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE
Dear Pun Gents, I’m joining my husband’s fantasy football league. I’m the first female to join. They consider themselves a “competitive league with serious players”, but I intend to bust their balls all season. But first, I need a team name that’ll break the “boys only” ice, something hilarious with lots of “new girl” wit. Sexually explicit? Well of course! Thanks! ~Crystal, San Diego, CA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Scoring All Night
  2. Kicking Your Balls
  3. Out of Your League
  4. Don’t Touch Down There
  5. Clash of the Tight Ends
  6. Bringing Slotty Back
  7. Ballroom Blitz
  8. Say My Namath
  9. Ass Interference
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08/24/12

Before the weatherman sneezed, he issued a nose squall warning.

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