RENO-OVATION

Dear Pun Gents, I and 11 of my friends are running in a 178-mile relay race, the Reno Tahoe Odyssey. Most of us are structural engineers with a few other professions thrown in the mix (accountant, physical therapist, server etc). We ran this race last year under the name “Team Honey Badger: because we don’t give a sh!t.” however that name must go. We enjoy drinking, having a good time and running of course. Also, this year we have an international teammate coming in from New Zealand.  ~Matthew, Nevada

AS THE PUN GENTS

  1. Reno-Ovation
  2. Odyssissies
  3. Smilers
  4. Destructuralists
  5. Busting out of the Joints
  6. Knee Joint Venture
  7. Runnilingus
  8. Tahosana
  9. Kiwi to Win
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OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE

Dear Pun Gents, I’m joining my husband’s fantasy football league. I’m the first female to join. They consider themselves a “competitive league with serious players”, but I intend to bust their balls all season. But first, I need a team name that’ll break the “boys only” ice, something hilarious with lots of “new girl” wit. Sexually explicit? Well of course! Thanks! ~Crystal, San Diego, CA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Scoring All Night
  2. Kicking Your Balls
  3. Out of Your League
  4. Don’t Touch Down There
  5. Clash of the Tight Ends
  6. Bringing Slotty Back
  7. Ballroom Blitz
  8. Say My Namath
  9. Ass Interference
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