Dracula’s existence was proven by vampirical studies. Where does he live? South of the border, in Necksucko.
On Halloween we will not pun. Instead we make candied observations.
Halloween gives you cancer–if you wear a cos’tume.
Dear Pun Gents, I need a team name for two sisters entering their first 5k obstacle. Both stay at home moms (29 and 33). ~Debbie
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Soeur Legs
- Sore-Already Sisters
- Sisters Have Mercy
- Twisted Sisters
- Stay at Homewreckers
- Drop The Mom On Ya
- SisTeam of a Down
- No Way to Race a Child
- Si Bling
What’s a beer afficionado’s favourite kind of porn?
Our favourite movie? Lethal Web Pun.
If American Express started a mail-order dildo business, member-ship would have its privileges.
Things get tense on a submarine. They often come to belows.
The loan shark quoted a ridiculously extortionate rate. I said, ‘are usurious?
People in low-rise pants have recessive jeans.