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All Puns for October, 2012


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10/31/12

Dracula’s existence was proven by vampirical studies. Where does he live? South of the border, in Necksucko.

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10/30/12

Obsessed with Halloween? You may have a ghoul-oriented personality. Don’t worry, it just ghost to show you: Witch ever path you choose, zombie-body will disagree. maybe even your mummy.

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10/29/12

On Halloween we will not pun. Instead we make candied observations.

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10/28/12

Halloween gives you cancer–if you wear a cos’tume.

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10/27/12

Buckingham Palace floods so often, it’s renowned for its crown molding.

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10/26/12

SORE ALREADY SISTERS

Dear Pun Gents, I need a team name for two sisters entering their first 5k obstacle. Both stay at home moms (29 and 33). ~Debbie 

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Soeur Legs
  2. Sore-Already Sisters
  3. Sisters Have Mercy
  4. Twisted Sisters
  5. Stay at Homewreckers
  6. Drop The Mom On Ya
  7. SisTeam of a Down
  8. No Way to Race a Child
  9. Si Bling
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10/26/12

What’s a beer afficionado’s favourite kind of porn?

Barley legal.

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10/25/12

We dusted off our Facebook fan page. As a treat, here’s a photo album of every Punshine!

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10/25/12

Our favourite movie? Lethal Web Pun.

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10/25/12

If American Express started a mail-order dildo business, member-ship would have its privileges.

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