On Halloween we will not pun. Instead we make candied observations.
Dear Pun Gents, I need a team name for two sisters entering their first 5k obstacle. Both stay at home moms (29 and 33). ~Debbie
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Soeur Legs
- Sore-Already Sisters
- Sisters Have Mercy
- Twisted Sisters
- Stay at Homewreckers
- Drop The Mom On Ya
- SisTeam of a Down
- No Way to Race a Child
- Si Bling
What’s a beer afficionado’s favourite kind of porn?
Our favourite movie? Lethal Web Pun.
If American Express started a mail-order dildo business, member-ship would have its privileges.
People in low-rise pants have recessive jeans.
What’s a hemophiliac’s dream? To win the clottery.
A defibullator saves lies.
Killing a rooster is a cock-a-maiming idea. You’d have to be hensane. Something a bad egg would do.
My friends and I exhumed a tibia. It was quite the shin dig!