Dracula’s existence was proven by vampirical studies. Where does he live? South of the border, in Necksucko.
Obsessed with Halloween? You may have a ghoul-oriented personality. Don’t worry, it just ghost to show you: Witch ever path you choose, zombie-body will disagree. maybe even your mummy.
On Halloween we will not pun. Instead we make candied observations.
Halloween gives you cancer–if you wear a cos’tume.
Buckingham Palace floods so often, it’s renowned for its crown molding.
Dear Pun Gents, I need a team name for two sisters entering their first 5k obstacle. Both stay at home moms (29 and 33). ~Debbie
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Soeur Legs
- Sore-Already Sisters
- Sisters Have Mercy
- Twisted Sisters
- Stay at Homewreckers
- Drop The Mom On Ya
- SisTeam of a Down
- No Way to Race a Child
- Si Bling
What’s a beer afficionado’s favourite kind of porn?
Our favourite movie? Lethal Web Pun.
If American Express started a mail-order dildo business, member-ship would have its privileges.