I wasn’t prepared for life as a teacher. In fact, I was chalked at the appling conditions.
Are there child-eating pigs in Tottenham?
I’m good at solving labyrinths. It only takes me a minotaur to.
Did Brigitte Bardot credit Shakespeare for her success?
An excited little person on a train might cause some low commotion.
Don’t ask a salmon to mate twice. They won’t re-spawn.
You shouldn’t make puns about Chinese skyscrapers. That’s Wong on so many levels.
There was an orderly lineup of taxis outside the cabaret.
Dark-coloured urine? Drink Pinot noir.
Dear Pun Gents, we need creative names for two south Texas ladies tennis teams. Tournament is January in San Antonio, so we need hot names for a cold-weather tournament. ~Beth, San Antonio, TX
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- The Antonio Bandieras
- It Tex Two
- Some Like it Swat
- Quality Service
- Unforced Arias
- Looks are Deuceiving
- Straight Ace
- Tough Love
- Ten-is Pretty Cold
- The Baseline Temperatures
- We Love -40 Below (Love-40)
- The Racquettes
- Lady Chatterley’s Lobbers
- No Sets on the Beach