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All Puns for November, 2012

11/30/12

I wasn’t prepared for life as a teacher. In fact, I was chalked at the appling conditions.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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11/29/12

Are there child-eating pigs in Tottenham?

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)
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11/28/12

I’m good at solving labyrinths. It only takes me a minotaur to.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (11 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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11/27/12

Did Brigitte Bardot credit Shakespeare for her success?

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5)
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11/26/12

An excited little person on a train might cause some low commotion.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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11/25/12

Don’t ask a salmon to mate twice. They won’t re-spawn.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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11/24/12

You shouldn’t make puns about Chinese skyscrapers. That’s Wong on so many levels.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (6 votes, average: 4.17 out of 5)
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11/23/12

There was an orderly lineup of taxis outside the cabaret.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)
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11/22/12

Dark-coloured urine? Drink Pinot noir.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (5 votes, average: 1.80 out of 5)
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11/21/12

LADY CHATTERLEY’S LOBBERS

Dear Pun Gents, we need creative names for two south Texas ladies tennis teams. Tournament is January in San Antonio, so we need hot names for a cold-weather tournament. ~Beth, San Antonio, TX

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Alamommas
  2. The Antonio Bandieras
  3. It Tex Two
  4. Gringers
  5. Some Like it Swat
  6. Forehandplay
  7. Quality Service
  8. Unforced Arias
  9. Looks are Deuceiving
  10. Straight Ace
  11. Tough Love
  12. Ten-is Pretty Cold
  13. The Baseline Temperatures
  14. We Love -40 Below (Love-40)
  15. The Racquettes
  16. Lady Chatterley’s Lobbers
  17. No Sets on the Beach
TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)
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