An excited little person on a train might cause some low commotion.
Month: November 2012
Don’t ask a salmon to mate twice. They won’t re-spawn.
LADY CHATTERLEY’S LOBBERS
Dear Pun Gents, we need creative names for two south Texas ladies tennis teams. Tournament is January in San Antonio, so we need hot names for a cold-weather tournament. ~Beth, San Antonio, TX
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Alamommas
- The Antonio Bandieras
- It Tex Two
- Gringers
- Some Like it Swat
- Forehandplay
- Quality Service
- Unforced Arias
- Looks are Deuceiving
- Straight Ace
- Tough Love
- Ten-is Pretty Cold
- The Baseline Temperatures
- We Love -40 Below (Love-40)
- The Racquettes
- Lady Chatterley’s Lobbers
- No Sets on the Beach
What’s the heaviest car? Astone Martin
DOZEN GET ANY EASIER
Dear Pun Gents, we need a team name. Twelve of us (7 ladies, 5 gents) are doing a race called the Ragnar Relay: a 200-mile race from Huntington Beach to San Diego. The race takes about 24 hours, with running straight through. Maybe something to do with Lactic Acid. Some names already used are: Lactic Acid Flashbacks; Dear Legs, I am Sorry; We Got the Runs. ~Zach, California
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Ragnarok Stars (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ragnar%C3%B6k)
- Lactated Shin Consultants
- 1 Day and Confused
- SoCal Hoaxes (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sokal_affair)
- Dozen Get Any Easier
- Runnin’ Ragnared
- Miley Sigh-us.
- The SDTees
- Two-Four the Show
- Marathunder
- Sweatier Report
- Sole Searching
Purchasing a handheld mixer is one way to reduce whisk in kitchen.
I get pleasure from China’s huge population. I’m a SinoMaxochist.