I went camping in the woods, but my tent smelled like feet. It was a big musky toe problem.
When Thomas put his finger in Jesus’ cavities, he was a witness to the tooth.
Happy Bo Xi Ng Day to our Chinese friends!
Today is the best day of the year to lose weight, because it’s X-mass!
Aspiring HVAC contractors should make sure they have their ducts in a row.
My friend hit me with a book. I said ‘Quit spine on me!’
Did the world end? Oops… never Mayan!
I don’t believe many people who can’t speak actually ‘have a frog in the throat‘ – the evidence is just a neck toadal.
Travelling Roma are complex – they are a many-laired people.
I tried to take the wrinkles out of my Fool’s-Gold pastry. But I can’t iron pie right.