December, 2012 :: PunGents.com

I went camping in the woods, but my tent smelled like feet. It was a big musky toe problem.

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When Thomas put his finger in Jesus’ cavities, he was a witness to the tooth.

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Happy Bo Xi Ng Day to our Chinese friends!

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Today is the best day of the year to lose weight, because it’s X-mass!

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Aspiring HVAC contractors should make sure they have their ducts in a row.

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My friend hit me with a book. I said ‘Quit spine on me!’

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Did the world end? Oops… never Mayan!

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I don’t believe many people who can’t speak actually ‘have a frog in the throat‘ – the evidence is just a neck toadal.

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Travelling Roma are complex – they are a many-laired people.

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I tried to take the wrinkles out of my Fool’s-Gold pastry. But I can’t iron pie right.

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