December, 2012 :: PunGents.com

Put a citrus fruit on top of your drink: It will taste sub lime.

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Dropping Fat Man and Little Boy on Hiroshima and Nagasaki was a bomb on nation.

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I went camping in the woods, but my tent smelled like feet. It was a big musky toe problem.

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When Thomas put his finger in Jesus’ cavities, he was a witness to the tooth.

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The number 13 is calming to pastry chefs. Because the bakers do zen.

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Happy Bo Xi Ng Day to our Chinese friends!

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Today is the best day of the year to lose weight, because it’s X-mass!

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Aspiring HVAC contractors should make sure they have their ducts in a row.

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My friend hit me with a book. I said ‘Quit spine on me!’

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What’s the only thing more annoying than yuppie punsters? A: quipsters.

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