I went camping in the woods, but my tent smelled like feet. It was a big musky toe problem.
Month: December 2012
When Thomas put his finger in Jesus’ cavities, he was a witness to the tooth.
My friend hit me with a book. I said ‘Quit spine on me!’
I don’t believe many people who can’t speak actually ‘have a frog in the throat‘ – the evidence is just a neck toadal.
Too many talking parrots: pollyyammery.
Smore’s code: incomprehensible campfire tradition.
A HUE GOOD WOMEN
- Huetonium
- Bluetonium
- Hue-ten Nannies
- A Hue Good Women
- Pantones in a knot
- Shady Characters
- The Pink Hos
- Sprectrunners
- Purpleslass Exercise
- Chromagnons
- Colorado
- Runbows
- Orangetans
- Inspectra Gadget
- Orange You Faster than That
- Green Achers
Ned: Did your dog eat your squid?
Ed: No. It was my cat. It was an act o puss.
TORAH HOLE IN HER
Dear Pun Gents, I am in desperate need of a punny roller derby name! I would really like a badass, mock violent one that has to do with me being Jewish or Diabetic–pretty please! If you can think of as many as possible that would be greatly appreciated. You guys rock, thank you! ~Elyse, Flagstaff, AZ
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Die! Abbey Tic
- Hebrewno Mars
- Jewlia ‘Wild’ Child
- Izzy Rails (Israel)
- Is Rolly
- Queen Insulina
- Jeru Slam!
- Ruth lass
- Blood Sugar Baby
- The Glucagoner
- Shiva-lry is dead
- Shiva LeBoeuf
- Little Prick
- Finger Pricking Good
- Synagogue Reflex
- Torah Hole in Her
- Type 2 Killer
- Judge Dreidel
Does O,din get upset about the noise in Valhalla?