Put a citrus fruit on top of your drink: It will taste sub lime.
Dropping Fat Man and Little Boy on Hiroshima and Nagasaki was a bomb on nation.
I went camping in the woods, but my tent smelled like feet. It was a big musky toe problem.
When Thomas put his finger in Jesus’ cavities, he was a witness to the tooth.
Happy Bo Xi Ng Day to our Chinese friends!
Today is the best day of the year to lose weight, because it’s X-mass!
Aspiring HVAC contractors should make sure they have their ducts in a row.
My friend hit me with a book. I said ‘Quit spine on me!’
What’s the only thing more annoying than yuppie punsters? A: quipsters.
Did the world end? Oops… never Mayan!