Put a citrus fruit on top of your drink: It will taste sub lime.
Dropping Fat Man and Little Boy on Hiroshima and Nagasaki was a bomb on nation.
I went camping in the woods, but my tent smelled like feet. It was a big musky toe problem.
When Thomas put his finger in Jesus’ cavities, he was a witness to the tooth.
The number 13 is calming to pastry chefs. Because the bakers do zen.
Happy Bo Xi Ng Day to our Chinese friends!
Today is the best day of the year to lose weight, because it’s X-mass!
Aspiring HVAC contractors should make sure they have their ducts in a row.
My friend hit me with a book. I said ‘Quit spine on me!’
What’s the only thing more annoying than yuppie punsters? A: quipsters.