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I tried to take the wrinkles out of my Fool’s-Gold pastry. But I can’t iron pie right.
Topic: cooking, fool's gold, minerals
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Au! I’ll bet that really crust your hopes of becoming a bullion-aire.
Q: Where does a frugal Frenchman store his gold if he wants to remain liquid? A: Au reservoir
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