Our gnu PunShine Ashley goes for the beer jug-ular! Check it out!
How do you insulate your percussion instruments? With xylofoam.
What’s a real estate lawyer’s least favourite song? “Lien On Me“.
Cosmologists concede: the Big Bang was actually more like a Big Fart. It’s the only theory of the universe that makes any scents.
My girlfriend Wanda moved to Buffalo and gained 800 pounds. I guess I’ve had a Tonawanda.
Monetary policy madness: Fed Chair Ben Bernanke, aka the ‘Bernanker-Chief’, is blowing his wad!
Sodomy puns are sexual in ur endo.
What does a Hispanic cow say?
“Moo chews grass yes!”
Dear Pun Gents, I’m a freelance graphic designer with the last name Couch. Looking for a creative pun for my company name. No web design-related names please. ~Andrea
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Coucho Marks
- Designer Couch
- A Couch of Class
- Luck of the Draw
- Layout on the Couch
- Sofa SoGood
- Hot Sit
- GoTo Shop
- Visual Eyes
There are pigs that sound just like horses, in my neigh-boar hood.