Month: January 2013

LAYOUT ON THE COUCH

Dear Pun Gents, I’m a freelance graphic designer with the last name Couch. Looking for a creative pun for my company name. No web design-related names please.  ~Andrea

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Coucho Marks
  2. Designer Couch
  3. A Couch of Class
  4. Luck of the Draw
  5. Layout on the Couch
  6. Sofa SoGood
  7. Hot Sit
  8. Illustratosphere
  9. PayPalette
  10. Pantonemime
  11. GoTo Shop
  12. Logoland
  13. Poster-IT
  14. Visual Eyes

 

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WHO’S YO RATTY?

Dear Pun Gents, I’m having a meeting to discuss the analysis of mouse mating-calls. The meeting is on Valentine’s Day. Any quirky pun suggestions? ~Emma

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. It’s been mice talking to ya!
  2. Show me your titmouse.
  3. Who’s yo’ Ratty?
  4. Bred anything interesting lately?
  5. I think I’m in lab with you!
  6. I find you so infestinating!
  7. Happy Valen-tiny Rodent Day
  8. I’ve got my ides on you.
  9. USV happy to see me! (USV = ultrasonic vocalizations, which is how mice communicate)
  10. The female mouse fell in love with male mouse once she saw the size of his black six.
  11. Which mice make good prostitutes? The ones with the mus sells.
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THE RUNNING JOKES

Dear PunGents, we are a couple running a half-marathon as a relay team. She is from the midwest and he is from the deep south. We need a name. ~Karen

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. The Relayted Couple
  2. The Half-Married Thongs
  3. The Long Distance Relationship
  4. Going the Distance
  5. Half the Marathon I Used to Be
  6. The Running Jokes
  7. Carnal Relay Shins
  8. Across Country Team
  9. Bless Us, for we have Shinned
  10. The Better Halfs
  11. You Shoe Me All Night Long
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