Sodomy puns are sexual in ur endo.
Month: January 2013
LAYOUT ON THE COUCH
Dear Pun Gents, I’m a freelance graphic designer with the last name Couch. Looking for a creative pun for my company name. No web design-related names please. ~Andrea
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Coucho Marks
- Designer Couch
- A Couch of Class
- Luck of the Draw
- Layout on the Couch
- Sofa SoGood
- Hot Sit
- Illustratosphere
- PayPalette
- Pantonemime
- GoTo Shop
- Logoland
- Poster-IT
- Visual Eyes
I don’t clip my fingernails because I’m a man of many talons.
U.S. politics True or False: A Harry Reid is worse than a relentless Boehner.
WHO’S YO RATTY?
Dear Pun Gents, I’m having a meeting to discuss the analysis of mouse mating-calls. The meeting is on Valentine’s Day. Any quirky pun suggestions? ~Emma
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- It’s been mice talking to ya!
- Show me your titmouse.
- Who’s yo’ Ratty?
- Bred anything interesting lately?
- I think I’m in lab with you!
- I find you so infestinating!
- Happy Valen-tiny Rodent Day
- I’ve got my ides on you.
- USV happy to see me! (USV = ultrasonic vocalizations, which is how mice communicate)
- The female mouse fell in love with male mouse once she saw the size of his black six.
- Which mice make good prostitutes? The ones with the mus sells.
I photographed a bear. It was a Kodiak moment. [Pun c/o of upcoming Punshine Ashley!]
I met my first Jewish gun owner. Muzzle Tov!
Trying to cut out sugar? Gluc with that!
THE RUNNING JOKES
Dear PunGents, we are a couple running a half-marathon as a relay team. She is from the midwest and he is from the deep south. We need a name. ~Karen
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- The Relayted Couple
- The Half-Married Thongs
- The Long Distance Relationship
- Going the Distance
- Half the Marathon I Used to Be
- The Running Jokes
- Carnal Relay Shins
- Across Country Team
- Bless Us, for we have Shinned
- The Better Halfs
- You Shoe Me All Night Long
A man with a depraved hairstyle, aka ‘Cowlickula‘.