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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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All Puns for January, 2013

01/31/13

Our gnu PunShine Ashley goes for the beer jug-ular! Check it out!

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The gnuest Punshine Girl

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)
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01/31/13

How do you insulate your percussion instruments? With xylofoam.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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01/30/13

What’s a real estate lawyer’s least favourite song? “Lien On Me“.

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01/29/13

Cosmologists concede: the Big Bang was actually more like a Big Fart. It’s the only theory of the universe that makes any scents.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (10 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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01/28/13

My girlfriend Wanda moved to Buffalo and gained 800 pounds. I guess I’ve had a Tonawanda.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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01/27/13

Monetary policy madness: Fed Chair Ben Bernanke, aka the ‘Bernanker-Chief’, is blowing his wad!

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01/26/13

Sodomy puns are sexual in ur endo.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (5 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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01/25/13

What does a Hispanic cow say?

“Moo chews grass yes!”

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01/24/13

LAYOUT ON THE COUCH

Dear Pun Gents, I’m a freelance graphic designer with the last name Couch. Looking for a creative pun for my company name. No web design-related names please.  ~Andrea

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Coucho Marks
  2. Designer Couch
  3. A Couch of Class
  4. Luck of the Draw
  5. Layout on the Couch
  6. Sofa SoGood
  7. Hot Sit
  8. Illustratosphere
  9. PayPalette
  10. Pantonemime
  11. GoTo Shop
  12. Logoland
  13. Poster-IT
  14. Visual Eyes

 

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01/24/13

There are pigs that sound just like horses, in my neigh-boar hood.

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