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Pun for 01/03/13

The metaphor shop was robbed. It was alluding. Nothing simile has happened since. The cops are on the lookout fore shadows.

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2 Responses

  1. gary hallock says:

    You were certain you’d nabbed the perp to whom y’all looted. Sadly it was a case of myths taken identity. Little wonder metaphors bewitch you.

  2. I think the cops were in on it: they usually don’t literature man get robbed.

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