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Pun for 01/14/13

PUN ON DEMAND: THE RUNNING JOKES

Dear PunGents, we are a couple running a half-marathon as a relay team. She is from the midwest and he is from the deep south. We need a name. ~Karen

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. The Relayted Couple
  2. The Half-Married Thongs
  3. The Long Distance Relationship
  4. Going the Distance
  5. Half the Marathon I Used to Be
  6. The Running Jokes
  7. Carnal Relay Shins
  8. Across Country Team
  9. Bless Us, for we have Shinned
  10. The Better Halfs
  11. You Shoe Me All Night Long
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