WHO’S YO RATTY?

Dear Pun Gents, I’m having a meeting to discuss the analysis of mouse mating-calls. The meeting is on Valentine’s Day. Any quirky pun suggestions? ~Emma

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. It’s been mice talking to ya!
  2. Show me your titmouse.
  3. Who’s yo’ Ratty?
  4. Bred anything interesting lately?
  5. I think I’m in lab with you!
  6. I find you so infestinating!
  7. Happy Valen-tiny Rodent Day
  8. I’ve got my ides on you.
  9. USV happy to see me! (USV = ultrasonic vocalizations, which is how mice communicate)
  10. The female mouse fell in love with male mouse once she saw the size of his black six.
  11. Which mice make good prostitutes? The ones with the mus sells.
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