When the Pirates of the Caribbean ordered my death, my mind went plank. I knew I was in Depp ship.
Nuts that help men get women: macadamia.
Frozen french fries will give you cool-tuber-osis
Magician’s assistants are highly sawed after.
The more knowledge I gain, the more ignorance I lose. It’s a bit of knowing situation.
I ruined every tuxedo I ever had. In fact I admit to abusing far mo’ suiticals.
I find teen vampire dramas have badly written, acne’d plots.
Life is much better when I’m not arguing with some fat-headed swine. Pig no rants is bliss.
All the best Valentine’s gifts are made of wooed.
Dear Pun Gents, I’m looking for a pun name / clever name for a collectibles store I am opening. I will be selling a variety of collectibles. ~Brian, Freehold, NJ
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Dr. Memento
- Collectobull Market
- Call Collect
- Collection Connection
- You Complete Me [Get the Whole Set]
- Trinket or Treat
- The Original Wrapper [not a pun, but could be useful]
- The Complete Set-Match Point
- The Card Attack [for baseball cards e.g.]