February, 2013 :: PunGents.com

Hear about the clown-powered car? It runs on facile fools.

(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

When the Pirates of the Caribbean ordered my death, my mind went plank. I knew I was in Depp ship.

(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)

Nuts that help men get women: macadamia.

(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Frozen french fries will give you cool-tuber-osis

(6 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)

Magician’s assistants are highly sawed after.

(5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

The more knowledge I gain, the more ignorance I lose. It’s a bit of knowing situation.

(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)

I ruined every tuxedo I ever had. In fact I admit to abusing far mo’ suiticals.

(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)

I find teen vampire dramas have badly written, acne’d plots.

(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

Life is much better when I’m not arguing with some fat-headed swine. Pig no rants is bliss.

(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

All the best Valentine’s gifts are made of wooed.

(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)