Hear about the clown-powered car? It runs on facile fools.
If you wake up with a dinosaur penis, take Jurassdick measures.
When the Pirates of the Caribbean ordered my death, my mind went plank. I knew I was in Depp ship.
Nuts that help men get women: macadamia.
There’s a new learning method tailored for fat kids: aka the Brontessori schools.
If the Taiwanese director doesn’t win an Oscar, he’ll be one Ang Lee fellow.
Frozen french fries will give you cool-tuber-osis
Magician’s assistants are highly sawed after.
The more knowledge I gain, the more ignorance I lose. It’s a bit of knowing situation.
My hair is a train wreck today. I call it Frinzi Frohan.