Frozen french fries will give you cool-tuber-osis
(6 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)
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(6 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...The more knowledge I gain, the more ignorance I lose. It’s a bit of knowing situation.
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...I ruined every tuxedo I ever had. In fact I admit to abusing far mo’ suiticals.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...Life is much better when I’m not arguing with some fat-headed swine. Pig no rants is bliss.
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...DR. MEMENTO
Dear Pun Gents, I’m looking for a pun name / clever name for a collectibles store I am opening. I will be selling a variety of collectibles. ~Brian, Freehold, NJ
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Dr. Memento
- Collectobull Market
- Call Collect
- Collection Connection
- You Complete Me [Get the Whole Set]
- C-Bay
- Memorabble
- Trinket or Treat
- The Original Wrapper [not a pun, but could be useful]
- The Complete Set-Match Point
- The Card Attack [for baseball cards e.g.]
(5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Fart in my hotel room – toot suite!
(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...LADIES AND GENTLE MANNERS
Dear Pun Gents, I’m starting a women’s anonymous group in my area and I want cheeky name for our organization. Our goal is to bring women together to offer support and come together rather than be catty towards each other. It’s a safe haven where women can share struggles, successes, being single or married, talk about kids or lack there of, politics; just anything that crosses a woman’s mind–but in a lighthearted way. Thank you so much for you time! ~Tiffanie, Tyler, TX
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Out Gal Advancing
- A Femmeral
- T[w]itter [or just Titter]
- Go Ssip on Something
- The Brathel
- Ladies and Gentle Manners
- Disparate Housewives
- Haven No Ball
- Womenbledon
- Chick Chat Co
(5 votes, average: 3.80 out of 5)Loading...Happy Chinese New Year: It’s the Year of the Snake. Hung Gay Fat Boy!
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...If you tell a priest a joke and he takes it parson oily, he must be a friar.
(4 votes, average: 2.25 out of 5)Loading...EXTREME INSULINS
Dear Pun Gents: The JDRF (Juvenile Diabetes Research Foundation) is starting a running club to train and do some races, with a marathon at the end of the season. We’re looking for a name. Some words to spark your sass: insulin, pancreas, glucose, islet cells. ~Sarah, Excelsior, MN
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- [Running with] Extreme Insulins
- We didn’t just bond: We Glucose
- Banting and Panting
- You Sugar Me All Night Long
- No Man Is An Islet
- Tryabetes [or Tri-abetes for Triathlon]
- Pancreassassins
- Don’t Believe the Type
- Diabeat You Up
- Do or Diabetes
(4 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)Loading...