Frozen french fries will give you cool-tuber-osis
Month: February 2013
The more knowledge I gain, the more ignorance I lose. It’s a bit of knowing situation.
I ruined every tuxedo I ever had. In fact I admit to abusing far mo’ suiticals.
I find teen vampire dramas have badly written, acne’d plots.
Life is much better when I’m not arguing with some fat-headed swine. Pig no rants is bliss.
All the best Valentine’s gifts are made of wooed.
DR. MEMENTO
Dear Pun Gents, I’m looking for a pun name / clever name for a collectibles store I am opening. I will be selling a variety of collectibles. ~Brian, Freehold, NJ
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Dr. Memento
- Collectobull Market
- Call Collect
- Collection Connection
- You Complete Me [Get the Whole Set]
- C-Bay
- Memorabble
- Trinket or Treat
- The Original Wrapper [not a pun, but could be useful]
- The Complete Set-Match Point
- The Card Attack [for baseball cards e.g.]
Fart in my hotel room – toot suite!
Unlike the Titanic, the new iOS software has rendered all my devices unsyncable.
LADIES AND GENTLE MANNERS
Dear Pun Gents, I’m starting a women’s anonymous group in my area and I want cheeky name for our organization. Our goal is to bring women together to offer support and come together rather than be catty towards each other. It’s a safe haven where women can share struggles, successes, being single or married, talk about kids or lack there of, politics; just anything that crosses a woman’s mind–but in a lighthearted way. Thank you so much for you time! ~Tiffanie, Tyler, TX
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Out Gal Advancing
- A Femmeral
- T[w]itter [or just Titter]
- Go Ssip on Something
- The Brathel
- Ladies and Gentle Manners
- Disparate Housewives
- Haven No Ball
- Womenbledon
- Chick Chat Co