February, 2013 :: PunGents.com

Hear about the clown-powered car? It runs on facile fools.

(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

If you wake up with a dinosaur penis, take Jurassdick measures.

(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)

When the Pirates of the Caribbean ordered my death, my mind went plank. I knew I was in Depp ship.

(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)

Nuts that help men get women: macadamia.

(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

There’s a new learning method tailored for fat kids: aka the Brontessori schools.

(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)

If the Taiwanese director doesn’t win an Oscar, he’ll be one Ang Lee fellow.

(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

Frozen french fries will give you cool-tuber-osis

(5 votes, average: 3.40 out of 5)

Magician’s assistants are highly sawed after.

(5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

The more knowledge I gain, the more ignorance I lose. It’s a bit of knowing situation.

(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)

My hair is a train wreck today. I call it Frinzi Frohan.

(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)