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All Puns for April, 2013

04/21/13

Proof of my insanity was when I stole a dried grape from a cow: Textbook unraisin-a-bull behaviour.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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04/20/13

Nitting is a lousy hobby.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)
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04/19/13

The triumphant geologist shouted, “All your basalt belong to us!”

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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04/18/13

I made a dress, but it was inside out. Everything was out of sequins.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)
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04/17/13

DON’T STOP BEAVERING

Dear Pun Gents,
we are planning a 1st Annual Gala fundraiser/dinner/auction for our Bemidji State University, Athletic Scholarships. We are located in Northern MN. Our mascot is ‘The Beavers’ and our colors are Green & White. This is going to be formal event, and we are looking for a fun yet classy name. Help! ~Jean, Minnesota

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Money? Leave it to Beavers!
  2. Don’t Stop Beavering
  3. Beaver Fever
  4. Green + White = Gold
  5. Unfreeze our Funds
  6. Bemidjial Classes
  7. Raising Big Buckies [mascot name]: it will Be-A-Ver-y good time
  8. Big Bucky Gala: Raising $ for Dam Good Cause
  9. No BS: it’s Bemidjial State
  10. Look Out: Green Aid!
  11. Gala – Advancing with the Stars
TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)
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04/17/13

Whether or not I am aroused by cows in lingerie makes no negligée-bull difference!

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)
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04/16/13

Cats with spots may be forced to join a leopard colony.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (6 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)
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04/15/13

Chopped down a tree last night. I musta been halve trunk.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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04/14/13

Being nude? I can’t bare it.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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04/13/13

I wanted frizzy hair for life so I joined a fro’ternity.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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