Proof of my insanity was when I stole a dried grape from a cow: Textbook unraisin-a-bull behaviour.
Nitting is a lousy hobby.
The triumphant geologist shouted, “All your basalt belong to us!”
I made a dress, but it was inside out. Everything was out of sequins.
Dear Pun Gents,
we are planning a 1st Annual Gala fundraiser/dinner/auction for our Bemidji State University, Athletic Scholarships. We are located in Northern MN. Our mascot is ‘The Beavers’ and our colors are Green & White. This is going to be formal event, and we are looking for a fun yet classy name. Help! ~Jean, Minnesota
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Money? Leave it to Beavers!
- Don’t Stop Beavering
- Beaver Fever
- Green + White = Gold
- Unfreeze our Funds
- Bemidjial Classes
- Raising Big Buckies [mascot name]: it will Be-A-Ver-y good time
- Big Bucky Gala: Raising $ for Dam Good Cause
- No BS: it’s Bemidjial State
- Look Out: Green Aid!
- Gala – Advancing with the Stars
Whether or not I am aroused by cows in lingerie makes no negligée-bull difference!
Cats with spots may be forced to join a leopard colony.
Chopped down a tree last night. I musta been halve trunk.
Being nude? I can’t bare it.
I wanted frizzy hair for life so I joined a fro’ternity.