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The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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All Puns for May, 2013

05/31/13

A billboard in Bangkok claimed that unless I lost weight, all music would end. I wondered, “Is this true thin avert Thai sing?

 

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)
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05/30/13

The ease of acquiring deadly ammunition in America has reach hollow point.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (5 votes, average: 2.40 out of 5)
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05/30/13

TRAIL OF TWO KITTIES

Dear Pun Gents, our department is forming a Heart Association Walk Team. In our office, we use the phrase ‘shittin kittens’ all the time and cats have become a common joke. We can’t be the shittin kittens because well that would be inappropriate. We need a team name that works around that phrase or has something to do with cats & hearts. ~Stefanie, Fort Wayne, IN

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Kittiac arrest
  2. The Purrambulators
  3. Aorta be a Cat
  4. Tabbycatia [tachycardia]
  5. Heart a Cat [Heart attack]
  6. Kitty Literate
  7. Puss Abilities
  8. Furrage
  9. Run of the Litter
  10. Trail of Two Kitties
  11. Tiggers for Tickers
TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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05/29/13

As a stumbling drunk threw up all over my garden one night I looked up at the sky and whispered, ‘This is truly heavin’ on earth.”

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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05/28/13

Metallica wrote an album full of diet tips on wedding weight loss. Aka Bride, the Lightening.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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05/27/13

There are Chinese food places popping up along London’s riverbanks. Must be a Sino the Thames.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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05/26/13

My attempt to copy Hendrix’s hairstyle was a bit cheesy — but it was meant as a fromage.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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05/25/13

Being a soprano is a great opera tunity.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)
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05/24/13

Some noises just happen onomatically.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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05/23/13

The homeless lawyer worked hobono.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)
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