The ease of acquiring deadly ammunition in America has reach hollow point.
Dear Pun Gents, our department is forming a Heart Association Walk Team. In our office, we use the phrase ‘shittin kittens’ all the time and cats have become a common joke. We can’t be the shittin kittens because well that would be inappropriate. We need a team name that works around that phrase or has something to do with cats & hearts. ~Stefanie, Fort Wayne, IN
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Kittiac arrest
- The Purrambulators
- Aorta be a Cat
- Tabbycatia [tachycardia]
- Heart a Cat [Heart attack]
- Kitty Literate
- Puss Abilities
- Run of the Litter
- Trail of Two Kitties
- Tiggers for Tickers
Metallica wrote an album full of diet tips on wedding weight loss. Aka Bride, the Lightening.
My attempt to copy Hendrix’s hairstyle was a bit cheesy — but it was meant as a fromage.
Being a soprano is a great opera tunity.
The homeless lawyer worked hobono.
In a weird mixup, I rented a portapottie to watch my kids, because Sean Connery told me to “hire a shitter.“
Childbirth is a broodal experience.
Down payment to buy an apartment, aka a condominimum.
The mattress thief was cot in the act… bed-handed.