The ease of acquiring deadly ammunition in America has reach hollow point.
Dear Pun Gents, our department is forming a Heart Association Walk Team. In our office, we use the phrase ‘shittin kittens’ all the time and cats have become a common joke. We can’t be the shittin kittens because well that would be inappropriate. We need a team name that works around that phrase or has something to do with cats & hearts. ~Stefanie, Fort Wayne, IN
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Kittiac arrest
- The Purrambulators
- Aorta be a Cat
- Tabbycatia [tachycardia]
- Heart a Cat [Heart attack]
- Kitty Literate
- Puss Abilities
- Run of the Litter
- Trail of Two Kitties
- Tiggers for Tickers
Metallica wrote an album full of diet tips on wedding weight loss. Aka Bride, the Lightening.
There are Chinese food places popping up along London’s riverbanks. Must be a Sino the Thames.
My attempt to copy Hendrix’s hairstyle was a bit cheesy — but it was meant as a fromage.
Being a soprano is a great opera tunity.
Some noises just happen onomatically.
The homeless lawyer worked hobono.
In a weird mixup, I rented a portapottie to watch my kids, because Sean Connery told me to “hire a shitter.“
Childbirth is a broodal experience.