A billboard in Bangkok claimed that unless I lost weight, all music would end. I wondered, “Is this true thin avert Thai sing?”
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(5 votes, average: 2.40 out of 5)Loading...TRAIL OF TWO KITTIES
Dear Pun Gents, our department is forming a Heart Association Walk Team. In our office, we use the phrase ‘shittin kittens’ all the time and cats have become a common joke. We can’t be the shittin kittens because well that would be inappropriate. We need a team name that works around that phrase or has something to do with cats & hearts. ~Stefanie, Fort Wayne, IN
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Kittiac arrest
- The Purrambulators
- Aorta be a Cat
- Tabbycatia [tachycardia]
- Heart a Cat [Heart attack]
- Kitty Literate
- Puss Abilities
- Furrage
- Run of the Litter
- Trail of Two Kitties
- Tiggers for Tickers
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