All Puns for May, 2013
05/31/13
A billboard in Bangkok claimed that unless I lost weight, all music would end. I wondered, “Is this true thin avert Thai sing?”
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   The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin! Visit punoff.com. See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines. (3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5) Loading ...05/30/13
The ease of acquiring deadly ammunition in America has reach hollow point. (5 votes, average: 2.40 out of 5) Loading ...05/30/13
TRAIL OF TWO KITTIES Dear Pun Gents, our department is forming a Heart Association Walk Team. In our office, we use the phrase ‘shittin kittens’ all the time and cats have become a common joke. We can’t be the shittin kittens because well that would be inappropriate. We need a team name that works around that phrase or has something to do with cats & hearts. ~Stefanie, Fort Wayne, IN AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
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As a stumbling drunk threw up all over my garden one night I looked up at the sky and whispered, ‘This is truly heavin’ on earth.” (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...Metallica wrote an album full of diet tips on wedding weight loss. Aka Bride, the Lightening. (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...05/27/13
There are Chinese food places popping up along London’s riverbanks. Must be a Sino the Thames. (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...05/26/13
My attempt to copy Hendrix’s hairstyle was a bit cheesy — but it was meant as a fromage. (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...05/25/13
Being a soprano is a great opera tunity. (4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5) Loading ...05/24/13
Some noises just happen onomatically. (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5) Loading ...05/23/13
The homeless lawyer worked hobono. (3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5) Loading ... |
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