Month: May 2013

TRAIL OF TWO KITTIES

Dear Pun Gents, our department is forming a Heart Association Walk Team. In our office, we use the phrase ‘shittin kittens’ all the time and cats have become a common joke. We can’t be the shittin kittens because well that would be inappropriate. We need a team name that works around that phrase or has something to do with cats & hearts. ~Stefanie, Fort Wayne, IN

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Kittiac arrest
  2. The Purrambulators
  3. Aorta be a Cat
  4. Tabbycatia [tachycardia]
  5. Heart a Cat [Heart attack]
  6. Kitty Literate
  7. Puss Abilities
  8. Furrage
  9. Run of the Litter
  10. Trail of Two Kitties
  11. Tiggers for Tickers
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THE FINNISH LIONS

Dear Pun Gents, my husband and two sons are entering a 5k called Color me Rad. The oldest boy is 14 and the younger one is 11. It’s the first marathon for each of them, including my husband. We need your help with a clever team name! ~Adele, Prince Albert, SK
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
  1. Radiators
  2. Surround Sneakers
  3. The Run of the Litter
  4. Express Male
  5. I Would Run 5000 Metres
  6. A Legged Incompetence
  7. The Finnish Lions
  8. Two teen our own horns
  9. Two Sons in Arizona
  10. The Feeting of the 5000
  11. Trio Huggers
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FOOS RUSH IN

Dear Pun Gents,
My husband and his buddy(ies) are obsessed with Foosball. I want to make them Tshirts to poke fun at the level of seriousness with which they treat this game. They have a “league” name that’s pretty lame too. Any league name/Tshirt ideas? ~Jean, Minnesota

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. I Pity the Foos
  2. Foos Rush In
  3. Foosball: Spinnacle of Achievement
  4. Angle Phile
  5. Hot Rods
  6. The Angle of Death
  7. Charlie’s Angles
  8. Wristocrats
  9. G.RIP
  10. Goaligula
  11. What the Fake
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