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As a stumbling drunk threw up all over my garden one night I looked up at the sky and whispered, ‘This is truly heavin’ on earth.”
Topic: accidents, bodily functions, figures of speech, gardening, vomit
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When I realized there was a puddle of vomit sitting there in your garden, I immediately recognized this as the work of a barf lie.
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