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The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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All Puns for June, 2013


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06/30/13

Keep Andrew Carnegie away from your fridge! He is a steal magnet.

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06/30/13

GAIT PRIDE

Dear Pun Gents,
We need a name for our walking team: something clever but nothing overly dirty as it is for work. We work in an appliance store so something appliance-related would be awesome. We are four women doing a 12-week challenge to see how many steps we can walk. ~Hayley

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT

  1. Walking Machines
  2. Pedomasochism
  3. Footbelles
  4. Callous Toll Free [Call us Toll Free]
  5. When the Going Gets Stove, The Stove Get Going
  6. 12-week Step Program
  7. Amble Opportunity
  8. Gait Pride Parade
  9. Toaster Toes
  10. The Debitantes
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06/29/13

Cross-platform CMS: aka DRuPaul? #Drupal

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06/28/13

Those with low red blood cell counts may be declared anemia the state.

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06/27/13

Do algebra teachers furnish their bedrooms with orthogonal mattresses?

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06/26/13

Delusions of obesity? You might be a hippochondriac.

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06/25/13

Official immigration policy is that newcomers should light their farts. This encourages ass immolation.

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06/24/13

Easter is all about sandwiches. Because heroes on the third day. The disciples thought it was about potato chips. Because they took the body and had it all dressed.

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06/23/13

Thomas Edison was a cannibal?

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06/22/13

The most musical farts of the 20th century were from the Big Bang era. In fact, they were jazz-men scented.

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