June, 2013 - Pun Gents :: Daily Jokes, One-liners, Groaners, Puns of the day :: Puns on Demand :: Business Slogans :: Team Names

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06/30/2013

Dear Pun Gents,
We need a name for our walking team: something clever but nothing overly dirty as it is for work. We work in an appliance store so something appliance-related would be awesome. We are four women doing a 12-week challenge to see how many steps we can walk. ~Hayley

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT

Walking Machines
Pedomasochism
Footbelles
Callous Toll Free [Call us Toll Free]
When the Going Gets Stove, The Stove Get Going
12-week Step Program
Amble Opportunity
Gait Pride Parade
Toaster Toes
The Debitantes

(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)

06/22/2013

The most musical farts of the 20th century were from the Big Bang era. In fact, they were jazz-men scented.

(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)

06/15/2013

When I lent some Robert Smith CDs to my friend the soprano, it was as though I’d found The Cure for cantor.

(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)

06/13/2013

If RuPaul changed his name to RuBarb it would prove he is a fruit.

(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

SAVE OUR SOLES

06/08/2013

Dear Pun Gents, need a team name for Las Vegas Sinners and Saints Half Marathon. Team consists of men and women, all from same church of different ages and jobs, all from Menifee California. ~Jerhi, Menifee, CA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

Heavin’ on Earth
Save our Soles
Paradise is Sweat
Carry the Cross Trainers
Running for Awfuls
Women and Menifee Taste
Saints and Sprinters
The Evil Kneevils
Book of Legsodus
Halfway to Hell

(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

06/03/201306/02/2013

There is nothing chattier than a half-cow, half duck. They can be very low quack ious.

(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)