Keep Andrew Carnegie away from your fridge! He is a steal magnet.
Dear Pun Gents,
We need a name for our walking team: something clever but nothing overly dirty as it is for work. We work in an appliance store so something appliance-related would be awesome. We are four women doing a 12-week challenge to see how many steps we can walk. ~Hayley
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT
- Walking Machines
- Callous Toll Free [Call us Toll Free]
- When the Going Gets Stove, The Stove Get Going
- 12-week Step Program
- Amble Opportunity
- Gait Pride Parade
- Toaster Toes
- The Debitantes
Those with low red blood cell counts may be declared anemia the state.
Do algebra teachers furnish their bedrooms with orthogonal mattresses?
Thomas Edison was a cannibal?
The most musical farts of the 20th century were from the Big Bang era. In fact, they were jazz-men scented.
When I lent some Robert Smith CDs to my friend the soprano, it was as though I’d found The Cure for cantor.
If RuPaul changed his name to RuBarb it would prove he is a fruit.
Punning in Japanese requires lifelong dedication. It helps to have a good sensei humour.
- Heavin’ on Earth
- Save our Soles
- Paradise is Sweat
- Carry the Cross Trainers
- Running for Awfuls
- Women and Menifee Taste
- Saints and Sprinters
- The Evil Kneevils
- Book of Legsodus
- Halfway to Hell