Keep Andrew Carnegie away from your fridge! He is a steal magnet.
Dear Pun Gents,
We need a name for our walking team: something clever but nothing overly dirty as it is for work. We work in an appliance store so something appliance-related would be awesome. We are four women doing a 12-week challenge to see how many steps we can walk. ~Hayley
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT
- Walking Machines
- Callous Toll Free [Call us Toll Free]
- When the Going Gets Stove, The Stove Get Going
- 12-week Step Program
- Amble Opportunity
- Gait Pride Parade
- Toaster Toes
- The Debitantes
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Those with low red blood cell counts may be declared anemia the state.
Do algebra teachers furnish their bedrooms with orthogonal mattresses?
Official immigration policy is that newcomers should light their farts. This encourages ass immolation.
Easter is all about sandwiches. Because heroes on the third day. The disciples thought it was about potato chips. Because they took the body and had it all dressed.
Thomas Edison was a cannibal?
The most musical farts of the 20th century were from the Big Bang era. In fact, they were jazz-men scented.
Just fired my baker; she wasn’t meeting my kneads.