When the pope does a cannonball, it’s pond-effects maximus!
Month: July 2013
PAIN IT FORWARD
Dear Pun Gents,
we need pain medicine puns for a 5k. We are a team of emergency room staff. Our team name is the “painkillers” and we need individual names for shirts. ~Katie, Centreville, VA
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Aspirin’ Runner (aspiring)
- Anal Geezer (analgesia)
- Nocicery Evil (nociception)
- Pain My Dues
- Pain it Forward
- Paindemonium
- The Advillain
- The Big Hurt
- Ow! Capone
- MethaDon Corleone
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The Great Codeini [Houdini]
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CelebrexStreet Boys
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Darva
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Ty Leno [Jay Leno?]
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ASAtronaut
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The Aceto Men
[General ER names]
- Public Anemia
- Kool CAT
- Electro Cardio Grandma
- Where’s WalDOA
- Done Like DNR
- Auntie EMs
- Pepe Dural
- First Degree Bernie
- Hemmor Reggie
- Poison IVey
- Meddy Vedder
- The Virgin MRI
- ODie
- Perry Cardial
- Sally Saline
- Shockille O’Neal
Calling someone average is mean, which is sadistically significant. It may seem alpha and games but if they are not normal, and have a fat tail, your attempts to beta them will exceed standard critical values. So be a nice Chi.
HUBBA CHUBBA
Dear Pun Gents,
I am looking for a website domain name/blog name (eventually possible book name) that incorporates information about diet, food, fitness, weight loss, exercise, etc. I’ve thought of “Worth the Weight” (domain is taken) and “Fit for Fat” and would like to have some other positive ideas. “Gone to Waist,” “Formerly Fat,” “The Big Issue,” and “Battle of the Bulge” are a bit more negative, I want to focus on the positive successes & achievements. Some blogs I know of have “Beauty and the Bypass,” and “Enough Fluff.” Other terms include gastric bypass, weight loss surgery (WLS), health, nutrition, habits, calorie(s), yoga, feelings, boot camp, running, etc. Would love to have your input!
~Bec, SoCal
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Pound Zero
- If Looks Could Kilo
- Weight to Go
- Chubhub
- Hubba Chubba
- Highway to Health
- Sweat It Is
- The Sweatiest Thing
- Slim Chance
- Shed Happens
- Mass Shed Two Cents [Massachusetts?}
- The Mass Occurs
- Calorifornication
- Gastrict Dieting