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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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All Puns for July, 2013

07/31/13

I can’t trust those capitalist pigs because of the Lie boar┬áscandal.

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07/30/13

Noticing somebody’s skin colour is just hue man.

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07/29/13

Are cows flammable? There is a simple litmoos test.

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07/28/13

Which rock star enjoys his morning ritual with a newspaper? Lou Reed.

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07/27/13

I realized I was an incredibly huge giant when I injured the mall of my back.

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07/26/13

The good-hearted cannibal ate his children because he believed in random snacks of kin-ness.

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07/25/13

You can accumulate a lot of possessions in Mauritania.

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07/24/13

If you think your parrot is a liar, make him take a polly graph test.

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07/23/13

I photograph my pimples. Is zit art?

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07/22/13

Watching lactating gorillas really wets my ape tit.

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