I can’t trust those capitalist pigs because of the Lie boar scandal.
Noticing somebody’s skin colour is just hue man.
Are cows flammable? There is a simple litmoos test.
Which rock star enjoys his morning ritual with a newspaper? Lou Reed.
I realized I was an incredibly huge giant when I injured the mall of my back.
The good-hearted cannibal ate his children because he believed in random snacks of kin-ness.
You can accumulate a lot of possessions in Mauritania.
If you think your parrot is a liar, make him take a polly graph test.
I photograph my pimples. Is zit art?
Watching lactating gorillas really wets my ape tit.