Proctological lexicon aka the sore ass.
Atrophy: the only prize for laziness.
- You Auto Know
- Get it, Ride Away
- The Not So Grim Repair [Grim Reaper]
- The Auto Body Experience
- Smoke a Sick Car [Smoke a cigar]
- Give an Engine, Take a Mile
- I Promise Oil Change!
- The Wheel Deal
- Roads From the Dead
- The Mechanic Mecca
- The Fix is In
- Get your Fix
I get upset about Asian canine-smugglers. They really know how to pooch my Bhutans.
The dyslexic Classicist thought Homer’s OCD was a mess.
Which hit single was potentially libellous? “Calumny Maybe.”
Which animals have a sense of déjà vu? Herbivores.
Whenever I go to a saliva bar, I order a chin- and tongue-lick.
Never look back in a seniors home – someone may be caning on you!
I often stare at massive jugs. Sure, some criticize me – but I like to see the big pitcher.