Atrophy: the only prize for laziness.
Month: August 2013
YOU AUTO KNOW
Dear Pun Gents, we need CAR HELP: Our current slogan is “Get the Car Help You Need.” We are an auto repair shop in Eugene, Oregon. ~Leni, Eugene, OR
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- You Auto Know
- Get it, Ride Away
- The Not So Grim Repair [Grim Reaper]
- The Auto Body Experience
- Smoke a Sick Car [Smoke a cigar]
- Give an Engine, Take a Mile
- I Promise Oil Change!
- The Wheel Deal
- Roads From the Dead
- The Mechanic Mecca
- The Fix is In
- Get your Fix
Which hit single was potentially libellous? “Calumny Maybe.”
I often stare at massive jugs. Sure, some criticize me – but I like to see the big pitcher.
Bad hair is an un-combin’ sight.
I change currency in Israel. It’s been a lifetime in shekels.