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If you want to become Dracula, you must demon strate a Count ability.
Topic: accountability, dracula, halloween, monsters, vampires
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…and work very hard to memorize your blood lines.
Dracula ran an advert in the personals column saying he was looking for a “holesome red blooded girl.” (Too bat about the type-O.)
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