What’s the side effect of eating at a Jewish bakery? Challah toasts is.
First step of Cokeaholics Anonymous: admit there is a Higher Powder.
If you’re at a loss for words, don’t worry, it’s just aphasia.
Baby Boomers hate denim, because they’re afraid of a jean.
If Apple invented a building material, would it be called the iGloo?
Egypt’s failed hydro dam, aka the Joule of Denial.
If we ever offended little people, let us now appall low guys.
Craving peppers? You habanero-minded view.
Staining your drawers is one way to show someone you love your undie-dyeing devotion.
Bird populations are never stable; they’re always in flocks.