January, 2014 :: PunGents.com

Getting stuck in a cave builds character, through, you know, delayed grottofication.

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The joy of keeping your options open, aka an either/or-gasm.

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If you eat the wrong cereal, you might feel Kellogged up in the morning.

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Steamroller operators tend to flatter.

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When a singing bird wakes me, I’m like “This means warble.”

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I worship fleas. Guess I’ve found real itchin’.

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I graduated sumo cum laude from the Japan Wrestling Academy.

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Whenever I leave the country people say I emigrate guy.

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The market for dentures is always fluct chew aiding.

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Are geometers jerks? Yes, they parabola bully are.

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