Getting stuck in a cave builds character, through, you know, delayed grottofication.
Month: January 2014
The joy of keeping your options open, aka an either/or-gasm.
If you eat the wrong cereal, you might feel Kellogged up in the morning.
Steamroller operators tend to flatter.
When a singing bird wakes me, I’m like “This means warble.”
I worship fleas. Guess I’ve found real itchin’.
Whenever I leave the country people say I emigrate guy.
Are geometers jerks? Yes, they parabola bully are.
If you want to cut down on infidelity you need to take a less affair approach.
Bad architecture in Louisiana? Any skyscraper there is either new or leans.