Getting stuck in a cave builds character, through, you know, delayed grottofication.
The joy of keeping your options open, aka an either/or-gasm.
I don’t digitize my home movies. I keep it reel.
If you eat the wrong cereal, you might feel Kellogged up in the morning.
Steamroller operators tend to flatter.
When a singing bird wakes me, I’m like “This means warble.”
When it comes to Facebook, the best defriends is a good offense.
I worship fleas. Guess I’ve found real itchin’.
I graduated sumo cum laude from the Japan Wrestling Academy.
I’m so baddass, I pick flowers like it’s the Wild West. You know, roundin’ up a posey.