Getting stuck in a cave builds character, through, you know, delayed grottofication.
The joy of keeping your options open, aka an either/or-gasm.
Steamroller operators tend to flatter.
When a singing bird wakes me, I’m like “This means warble.”
I worship fleas. Guess I’ve found real itchin’.
Whenever I leave the country people say I emigrate guy.
Are geometers jerks? Yes, they parabola bully are.
If you want to cut down on infidelity you need to take a less affair approach.
I will really miss being able to walk if my legs get amputated. It’s a case of a motional attachment.
An ambitious man with oozing sores will always seek a fester way to do things.