January, 2014 :: PunGents.com

Getting stuck in a cave builds character, through, you know, delayed grottofication.

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I worship fleas. Guess I’ve found real itchin’.

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Are geometers jerks? Yes, they parabola bully are.

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If you want to cut down on infidelity you need to take a less affair approach.

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I will really miss being able to walk if my legs get amputated. It’s a case of a motional attachment.

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Ape lied Science: the study of those deceitful chimpanzees.

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You should take up origami. The reasons are many-fold.

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You can get in trouble in the hood today, if you flash the Old Gang Sign.

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