January, 2014 :: PunGents.com

Getting stuck in a cave builds character, through, you know, delayed grottofication.

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Drooling is my new religion. It’s the only path to salivation.

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Obama is always put on a POTUSdal.

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The joy of keeping your options open, aka an either/or-gasm.

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I don’t digitize my home movies. I keep it reel.

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If you eat the wrong cereal, you might feel Kellogged up in the morning.

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Steamroller operators tend to flatter.

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When a singing bird wakes me, I’m like “This means warble.”

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Biblical flood stories tend to have a certain narrative Ark.

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