January, 2014 :: PunGents.com

Getting stuck in a cave builds character, through, you know, delayed grottofication.

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The joy of keeping your options open, aka an either/or-gasm.

(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

I don’t digitize my home movies. I keep it reel.

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If you eat the wrong cereal, you might feel Kellogged up in the morning.

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Steamroller operators tend to flatter.

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When a singing bird wakes me, I’m like “This means warble.”

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I worship fleas. Guess I’ve found real itchin’.

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I graduated sumo cum laude from the Japan Wrestling Academy.

(3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)

I’m so baddass, I pick flowers like it’s the Wild West. You know, roundin’ up a posey.

(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)