Getting stuck in a cave builds character, through, you know, delayed grottofication.
Drooling is my new religion. It’s the only path to salivation.
Obama is always put on a POTUSdal.
The joy of keeping your options open, aka an either/or-gasm.
I don’t digitize my home movies. I keep it reel.
If you eat the wrong cereal, you might feel Kellogged up in the morning.
Steamroller operators tend to flatter.
When a singing bird wakes me, I’m like “This means warble.”
Biblical flood stories tend to have a certain narrative Ark.
When it comes to Facebook, the best defriends is a good offense.