Missing the barf bucket and puking on the floor, now that’s beyond the pail.
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(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...The homely lass inspired Van Morrison to write ‘Unibrow Eyed Girl’
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Computer Programmer Pornos:
- BASIC Instinct
- Debbie DOS Dallas
- Two plus Turing equals FORTRANNY
- Javastripped
- XXXML
- C++-sized
- AJAX and Jill
- Ruby meets Python
- Hot Codeds
(Rate This Pun)Loading...If it weren’t for half its population, Belgium would have an unFlemished reputation.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...COMMISSION: POSSIBLE
Dear Pun Gents, I’m a real estate agent needing an advertising slogan. It doesn’t have to have my name in it. For example my husband owns a company called salvage world; his slogan is It’s a Steal Not a Deal. It’s catchy and goes with salvage. ~Nancy
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Commissionary Position
- See you in Sell
- Your Best Kept Secret Agent
- I Sell Blocks, in Paradise not Prison!
- House Music
- You Deserve Massive Props
- Prop Drop and Roll
- Homes On The Range
- Home Mama
- Don’t Get Hosed, Get Housed
- Live Long and Prosper In Your Property
- Do The Deed
- Your Location Is My Vocation [or Location is my Vocation]
- There’s No Place Like Your Home
- Never out of Commission
- Where Buyers meet Cellars
- My Competitors are Roofless
- I Always Find a Lot to Love
- All’s Well that Ends Dwell
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...It was after destroying my car’s starter motor that I had a moment of wreck ignition.
(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...Kung fu actor Bruce E.Z. Lee couldn’t take a punch.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...If you can drink away your hurts, it must have been champagne.
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Bathhouse bordellos are no longer illegal. Ho sauna in the highest!
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Making fun of McDonald’s harms democracy. Because it’s dissin franchising. (And if you touch my McDonald’s taters I’ll be disenfrenchfriesed!
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