Missing the barf bucket and puking on the floor, now that’s beyond the pail.
The homely lass inspired Van Morrison to write ‘Unibrow Eyed Girl’
The study of farts, aka anus sneeziology.
Computer Programmer Pornos:
- BASIC Instinct
- Debbie DOS Dallas
- Two plus Turing equals FORTRANNY
- AJAX and Jill
- Ruby meets Python
- Hot Codeds
If it weren’t for half its population, Belgium would have an unFlemished reputation.
Dear Pun Gents, I’m a real estate agent needing an advertising slogan. It doesn’t have to have my name in it. For example my husband owns a company called salvage world; his slogan is It’s a Steal Not a Deal. It’s catchy and goes with salvage. ~Nancy
- Commissionary Position
- See you in Sell
- Your Best Kept Secret Agent
- I Sell Blocks, in Paradise not Prison!
- House Music
- You Deserve Massive Props
- Prop Drop and Roll
- Homes On The Range
- Home Mama
- Don’t Get Hosed, Get Housed
- Live Long and Prosper In Your Property
- Do The Deed
- Your Location Is My Vocation [or Location is my Vocation]
- There’s No Place Like Your Home
- Never out of Commission
- Where Buyers meet Cellars
- My Competitors are Roofless
- I Always Find a Lot to Love
- All’s Well that Ends Dwell
It was after destroying my car’s starter motor that I had a moment of wreck ignition.
Kung fu actor Bruce E.Z. Lee couldn’t take a punch.
If you can drink away your hurts, it must have been champagne.
Bathhouse bordellos are no longer illegal. Ho sauna in the highest!