Missing the barf bucket and puking on the floor, now that’s beyond the pail.
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(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...The kid who microwaved his toy construction blocks ended up with Legoo.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The homely lass inspired Van Morrison to write ‘Unibrow Eyed Girl’
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The study of farts, aka anus sneeziology.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Computer Programmer Pornos:
- BASIC Instinct
- Debbie DOS Dallas
- Two plus Turing equals FORTRANNY
- Javastripped
- XXXML
- C++-sized
- AJAX and Jill
- Ruby meets Python
- Hot Codeds
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Where can you buy a mountain goat? Use Cragslist! It’s free and they won’t send you a billy. I got a great deal on one by Jean Paul Goatier.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...If it weren’t for half its population, Belgium would have an unFlemished reputation.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The prison inmate got lovebottomized against his will.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...COMMISSION: POSSIBLE
Dear Pun Gents, I’m a real estate agent needing an advertising slogan. It doesn’t have to have my name in it. For example my husband owns a company called salvage world; his slogan is It’s a Steal Not a Deal. It’s catchy and goes with salvage. ~Nancy
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Commissionary Position
- See you in Sell
- Your Best Kept Secret Agent
- I Sell Blocks, in Paradise not Prison!
- House Music
- You Deserve Massive Props
- Prop Drop and Roll
- Homes On The Range
- Home Mama
- Don’t Get Hosed, Get Housed
- Live Long and Prosper In Your Property
- Do The Deed
- Your Location Is My Vocation [or Location is my Vocation]
- There’s No Place Like Your Home
- Never out of Commission
- Where Buyers meet Cellars
- My Competitors are Roofless
- I Always Find a Lot to Love
- All’s Well that Ends Dwell
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Sleeping pills are art. They have anaesthetic quality.
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