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The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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All Puns for February, 2014

02/28/14

Missing the barf bucket and puking on the floor, now that’s beyond the pail.

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02/27/14

The kid who microwaved his toy construction blocks ended up with Legoo.

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02/26/14

The homely lass inspired Van Morrison to write ‘Unibrow Eyed Girl’

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02/25/14

The study of farts, aka anus sneeziology.

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02/24/14

Computer Programmer Pornos:

  1. BASIC Instinct
  2. Debbie DOS Dallas
  3. Two plus Turing equals FORTRANNY
  4. Javastripped
  5. XXXML
  6. C++-sized
  7. AJAX and Jill
  8. Ruby meets Python
  9. Hot Codeds
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02/23/14

Where can you buy a mountain goat? Use Cragslist! It’s free and they won’t send you a billy. I got a great deal on one by Jean Paul Goatier.

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02/22/14

If it weren’t for half its population, Belgium would have an unFlemished reputation.

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02/21/14

The prison inmate got lovebottomized against his will.

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02/20/14

COMMISSION: POSSIBLE

Dear Pun Gents, I’m a real estate agent needing an advertising slogan. It doesn’t have to have my name in it. For example my husband owns a company called salvage world; his slogan is It’s a Steal Not a Deal. It’s catchy and goes with salvage. ~Nancy

 AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
  1. Commissionary Position
  2. See you in Sell
  3. Your Best Kept Secret Agent
  4. I Sell Blocks, in Paradise not Prison!
  5. House Music
  6. You Deserve Massive Props
  7. Prop Drop and Roll
  8. Homes On The Range
  9. Home Mama
  10. Don’t Get Hosed, Get Housed
  11. Live Long and Prosper In Your Property
  12. Do The Deed
  13. Your Location Is My Vocation [or Location is my Vocation]
  14. There’s No Place Like Your Home
  15. Never out of Commission
  16. Where Buyers meet Cellars
  17. My Competitors are Roofless
  18. I Always Find a Lot to Love
  19. All’s Well that Ends Dwell
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02/20/14

Sleeping pills are art. They have anaesthetic quality.

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