I never ask my dentist and his wife to come for dinner. If he hears about a party, he complains, “Why gingivitis over?“
Month: March 2014
I was picked to clean the floor of a slaughterhouse. It was like winning the sweep steaks.
I’m leaving Pamplona, in search of more no-bull pursuits.
St. Patrick’s Day? It ain’t over til it’s clover.
Happy Pi Day! You all look radians.
When it comes to boredom, I intend to go out in a blaisé of glory.
FETE ACCOMPLI
Dear Pun Gents, I am starting a party planning and entertainment business. At this stage it’s just for kids but I don’t want to be limited to that as if all goes well. I may do all types of parties so I need something that is catchy and makes me stand out and I am certainly not clever enough to think of something myself. ~Karen, Thurgoona, Australia
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Balloonacy
- Have a Balloon
- Party Har Har
- Besta Fiesta
- Fete Accompli
- Blast Impressions
- Child’s Play [We make Party Planning Easy]
- All Ages Staging
- Memory Maker
- Event and Odds
- Host A La Vista
I was mocked for being insufficiently Scottish. They actually threatened to have me kilt.
SHEREE KIRI
Dear Pun Gents, I am in need of a roller derby name please. I’d love a kickass, badass name. I’m a mum and I love my wine and food. Some say I can be scary. Cheers. ~Sheree, Perth, Australia
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- The Shereeker
- Drinking Sheree (sherry)
- Sheree Poppins (cherry poppings)
- Black Sheree
- Sheree Movie
- Sheree Kiri / Shari Kiri
- Sheredder
- She Red
- Perth Snatcher
- Wino-Ma Ryder
- Matriarch Enemy
- Gina Rollerbrigida
- Eatith My Dust
- Merlots Lane