I never ask my dentist and his wife to come for dinner. If he hears about a party, he complains, “Why gingivitis over?“
If anorexic models are banned – it proves there is too thin advertising.
I was picked to clean the floor of a slaughterhouse. It was like winning the sweep steaks.
I wanted to get a perm but the hairdresser was so busy. I had to wait in a curly queue.
I’m leaving Pamplona, in search of more no-bull pursuits.
St. Patrick’s Day? It ain’t over til it’s clover.
Happy Pi Day! You all look radians.
When it comes to boredom, I intend to go out in a blaisé of glory.
Dear Pun Gents, I am starting a party planning and entertainment business. At this stage it’s just for kids but I don’t want to be limited to that as if all goes well. I may do all types of parties so I need something that is catchy and makes me stand out and I am certainly not clever enough to think of something myself. ~Karen, Thurgoona, Australia
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Have a Balloon
- Party Har Har
- Besta Fiesta
- Fete Accompli
- Blast Impressions
- Child’s Play [We make Party Planning Easy]
- All Ages Staging
- Memory Maker
- Event and Odds
- Host A La Vista
I was mocked for being insufficiently Scottish. They actually threatened to have me kilt.