Murphy’s Slaw: If cabbage can go rotten, it will.
God’s favourite comedian? Cause be.
I learned to canoe i-nu-tero.
Rob Ford. He’s addict/hater?
If you worship a bag, it’s sack religious.
Infanticide is a horrific form of smotherly love.
What is the Cry-Tyrion for an emotional scene by Peter Dinklage? #GOT
How do salespeople approach a dinosaur at H&M?
A: “Try, sir, a top?”
Oxygenarians have trouble breathing.
Eat a blue fish: it’s Bass Teal Day!