Murphy’s Slaw: If cabbage can go rotten, it will.
Infanticide is a horrific form of smotherly love.
How do salespeople approach a dinosaur at H&M?
A: “Try, sir, a top?”
The first human to eat another human misheard their friend say, “Don’t take a big bite, but you can nibble.”
I confuse my verb order, in tense situations.
I am Amenable to prayer.