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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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All Puns for July, 2014

07/31/14

Murphy’s Slaw: If cabbage can go rotten, it will.

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07/30/14

Accusing me of silencing the wolves would be a bays less accusation.

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07/29/14

I can put up with anybody. I’m a flaw-suffer king.

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07/28/14

Gardeners use touch-green technology.

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07/27/14

Tricycle riders dabble in communism.

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07/26/14

The supermarket checkout girl accused me of being a spam-bought.

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07/25/14

God’s favourite comedian? Cause be.

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07/24/14

When I put yeast in my broth I was soup rised at the outcome.

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07/23/14

I learned to canoe i-nu-tero.

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07/22/14

When she saw Ned Stark’s bastard breaking the first rule of outdoor urination, Ygritte complained in French, “You know nothing, jaune snow.” #GoT

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