Murphy’s Slaw: If cabbage can go rotten, it will.
Month: July 2014
Accusing me of silencing the wolves would be a bays less accusation.
I can put up with anybody. I’m a flaw-suffer king.
Gardeners use touch-green technology.
Tricycle riders dabble in communism.
The supermarket checkout girl accused me of being a spam-bought.
God’s favourite comedian? Cause be.
When I put yeast in my broth I was soup rised at the outcome.
I learned to canoe i-nu-tero.
When she saw Ned Stark’s bastard breaking the first rule of outdoor urination, Ygritte complained in French, “You know nothing, jaune snow.” #GoT