My new landlady made a pass at me. I declined, because I didn’t want a Hi, mate tenants, relationship.
When I realized I had eaten petrified PlayDough, I nearly had a hardy tack.
Which supervillain had dandruff? Flecks Luthor.
If you howl at the moon, does it make you a swearwolf?
The tailor took drugs because he was curious about form-a-suiticals.
I went to the sewage treatment plant and asked if they had any grey poo ponds.
- Be Live Me
- Tina True Na [Tina Turner?]
- Be Chic Instinct [Basic Instinct]
- Lift Life
- Boho Be Home
- True Me On
- True Be Do Be
- Yes Dressed
- Chic Ya Boho
- Hot Boho D [hot body]
- Happy Boho D [happy bday]
Just finished reading The History of the Golden Gate, a bridged version.
There’s a new reality show about newlyweds who don’t send notes after their wedding, aka Shirk Thank.
That year I had excruciating diarrhea was, as they say in Latin, my anus horribilis.