My new landlady made a pass at me. I declined, because I didn’t want a Hi, mate tenants, relationship.
When I realized I had eaten petrified PlayDough, I nearly had a hardy tack.
Which supervillain had dandruff? Flecks Luthor.
If you howl at the moon, does it make you a swearwolf?
The tailor took drugs because he was curious about form-a-suiticals.
In the Middle Ages there weren’t many transvestites. But there were knights who wore changemale.
I went to the sewage treatment plant and asked if they had any grey poo ponds.
I stuck my leg in an air duct. It’s my most recent in-vent shin.
- Be Live Me
- Tina True Na [Tina Turner?]
- Be Chic Instinct [Basic Instinct]
- Lift Life
- Boho Be Home
- True Me On
- True Be Do Be
- Yes Dressed
- Chic Ya Boho
- Hot Boho D [hot body]
- Happy Boho D [happy bday]
Coffee doesn’t make you fat. Unless you add widener.