Job posting for minotaurs: “seeking a bull bodied male.”
Hip pop dancers have dislocated pelvises.
Gangster Whitey Bulger has a con genital abnormality.
Particle physicists earn more because they are un-ionized.
We plan to go clubbing. Now is the winter of our disco intent.
Acts of violins are committed by in fiddles.
The jet crashed into the ocean. It’s plane to sea.
What do cows chant at a soccer game? Au lait, au lait, au lait, au lait.
When ungulates are making headlines, must be a slow gnus day.