Job posting for minotaurs: “seeking a bull bodied male.”
Gangster Whitey Bulger has a con genital abnormality.
Particle physicists earn more because they are un-ionized.
Acts of violins are committed by in fiddles.
The jet crashed into the ocean. It’s plane to sea.
What do cows chant at a soccer game? Au lait, au lait, au lait, au lait.
Dear Pun Gents, I’m starting up an online reselling business and would like a catchy/smart name for it. I would like it to be a pun or play on words if possible. I like names that are formed by putting two words together, like Facebook. Thanks! ~Philip, Buford, GA
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT
- Smooth Sales
- SaleE-Inc [Salient?]
- Eddie Vender [Eddie Vedder]
- SaleMail [snail mail]
- SalePutty [silly putty]
- HipShop [Hip Hop]
Don’t ask me about bridges! It’s like the spannish inquisition.
Star Wars factoid: Back in college, he worked in the Imperial Pub, and was known as Darth Waiter.