Proctor & Gamble: a story of how I made my fortune invigilating exams, but lost it at the racetrack.
Job posting for minotaurs: “seeking a bull bodied male.”
My mom’s coat was stolen. It’s a mother-frocking tragedy.
Do you have a sore back? You are acting rather disc hurteous.
Greece is known for its Aegean population.
Hip pop dancers have dislocated pelvises.
When a bosomy St. Nick appeared to me in a dream, I began questioning my Santa titty.
Gangster Whitey Bulger has a con genital abnormality.
Particle physicists earn more because they are un-ionized.