December, 2014 :: PunGents.com

Job posting for minotaurs: “seeking a bull bodied male.”

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Hip pop dancers have dislocated pelvises.

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Santa is the King in the North. Long may he reindeer.

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Gangster Whitey Bulger has a con genital abnormality.

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Particle physicists earn more because they are un-ionized.

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We plan to go clubbing. Now is the winter of our disco intent.

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Acts of violins are committed by in fiddles.

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The jet crashed into the ocean. It’s plane to sea.

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What do cows chant at a soccer game? Au lait, au lait, au lait, au lait.

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When ungulates are making headlines, must be a slow gnus day.

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