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All Puns for December, 2014

12/31/14

Proctor & Gamble: a story of how I made my fortune invigilating exams, but lost it at the racetrack.

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12/30/14

Job posting for minotaurs: “seeking a bull bodied male.”

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12/29/14

My mom’s coat was stolen. It’s a mother-frocking tragedy.

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12/28/14

Do you have a sore back? You are acting rather disc hurteous.

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12/27/14

Greece is known for its Aegean population.

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12/26/14

Hip pop dancers have dislocated pelvises.

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12/25/14
Santa is the King in the North. Long may he reindeer.
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12/24/14

When a bosomy St. Nick appeared to me in a dream, I began questioning my Santa titty.

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12/23/14

Gangster Whitey Bulger has a con genital abnormality.

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12/22/14

Particle physicists earn more because they are un-ionized.

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