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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

All Puns for January, 2015

01/29/15

Which wolves have gone extinct? Were wolves.

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01/28/15

When it comes to confetti, I rice to the occasion.

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01/27/15

I can no longer see my refrigerator. I’ve gone cooler blind.

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01/26/15

Billy Idol tried to clean up his act, but then was accused of Mony laundering.

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01/25/15

Who should you see if you don’t get your period? A periodontist.

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01/24/15

I made a Hallowe’en pun in January. Guess I spook too soon.

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01/23/15

Pastry smugglers at the border say “I have nothing to éclair.

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01/22/15

If you hunt aquatic mammals in the arctic, your fate is sealed.

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01/21/15

To describe my hair, you need a big frocabulary.

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01/20/15

Florists work for peonies.

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