February, 2015 :: PunGents.com

I went to a horticultural conference and they said ‘Please be seeded.’

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Drunken hunchbacks are in a perpetual stooper.

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Who was the dirtiest mobster? Tony Soap ran out.

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Pathologists always get the coroner office.

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Why is the US whistleblower stuck in Moscow? Because, he’s Snowden.

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Which teeth can cut both ways? Bi cuspids.

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I’m afraid of winter. I don’t indoors going outside.

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If you try to remove the curls from your hair, you’ll end up fro straighted.

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Arithmetic is sum times interesting.

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Political kingmakers make it reign.

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