Insomnia cures are so common; they’re a dime a dozin’.
Upset to find himself in deep water, the sea captain became can’t anchor us.
Beethoven’s flatulence gave him great pleasure. So he penned Odour to Joy.
I went to a horticultural conference and they said ‘Please be seeded.’
Drinking caffeine late at night could impregnate you! By artificial insomniation.
How do you cut a diamond? With a karat-y chop.
Drunken hunchbacks are in a perpetual stooper.
Who was the dirtiest mobster? Tony Soap ran out.
Japanese goldfish act so koi.
A failing bordello is a whore no plenty.