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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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All Puns for February, 2015

02/28/15

Insomnia cures are so common; they’re a dime a dozin’.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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02/27/15

Upset to find himself in deep water, the sea captain became can’t anchor us.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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02/26/15

Beethoven’s flatulence gave him great pleasure. So he penned Odour to Joy.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)
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02/25/15

I went to a horticultural conference and they said ‘Please be seeded.’

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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02/24/15

Drinking caffeine late at night could impregnate you! By artificial insomniation.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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02/23/15

How do you cut a diamond? With a karat-y chop.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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02/22/15

Drunken hunchbacks are in a perpetual stooper.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (Rate This Pun)
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02/21/15

Who was the dirtiest mobster? Tony Soap ran out.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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02/20/15

Japanese goldfish act so koi.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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02/19/15

A failing bordello is a whore no plenty.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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