I went to a horticultural conference and they said ‘Please be seeded.’
Drunken hunchbacks are in a perpetual stooper.
Who was the dirtiest mobster? Tony Soap ran out.
Pathologists always get the coroner office.
Why is the US whistleblower stuck in Moscow? Because, he’s Snowden.
Which teeth can cut both ways? Bi cuspids.
I’m afraid of winter. I don’t indoors going outside.
If you try to remove the curls from your hair, you’ll end up fro straighted.
Arithmetic is sum times interesting.
Political kingmakers make it reign.