Insomnia cures are so common; they’re a dime a dozin’.
Upset to find himself in deep water, the sea captain became can’t anchor us.
Beethoven’s flatulence gave him great pleasure. So he penned Odour to Joy.
I went to a horticultural conference and they said ‘Please be seeded.’
How do you cut a diamond? With a karat-y chop.
Drunken hunchbacks are in a perpetual stooper.
Who was the dirtiest mobster? Tony Soap ran out.
Japanese goldfish act so koi.
Pathologists always get the coroner office.
Why is the US whistleblower stuck in Moscow? Because, he’s Snowden.