All Puns for February, 2015
02/28/15
Insomnia cures are so common; they’re a dime a dozin’.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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   The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin! Visit punoff.com. See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...02/27/15
Upset to find himself in deep water, the sea captain became can’t anchor us.  (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...02/26/15
Beethoven’s flatulence gave him great pleasure. So he penned Odour to Joy. (2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5) Loading ...02/25/15
I went to a horticultural conference and they said ‘Please be seeded.’ (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...02/24/15
Drinking caffeine late at night could impregnate you! By artificial insomniation. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...02/23/15
How do you cut a diamond? With a karat-y chop. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...02/22/15
Drunken hunchbacks are in a perpetual stooper. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...02/21/15
Who was the dirtiest mobster? Tony Soap ran out. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...02/20/15
Japanese goldfish act so koi. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...02/19/15
A failing bordello is a whore no plenty. (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ... |
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(4.93 out of 5)