I enjoy constellations. I am Sirius.
Month: May 2015
When I accidentally Fed-exed myself, I was very much a freight of the consequences.
At what time am I most hungry? Ate a clock.
PIE IN THE SKY
Dear Pun Gents,
I need a name or saying for pecan trees. A catchy phrase to get people to buy pecan trees. ~Kelsey, Savannah, GA
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- What’s that? Go ahead and pecan
- Pecan your nose: it smells delicious.
- It does nut get butter than this
- Omega’wd! Pecans are good for you.
- A pecan tree: pie in the sky
- Choose the fat
- Let your branches drupe
- Plant Parenthood
- They’re nut-richious
- It grows in the dessert
I picked up a rock, then I realized it was a pomegranate. It was boulder than anything I expected. I was a stone ished
WHO WANTS TO BE A BRAZILIAN HAIR?
Dear Pun Gents,
I am looking for a name for my Waxing and Beauty lounge that I am opening. I would like a pun off of something waxing-related: strip, wax, rip, smooth, etc. I do all body waxing and specialize in Brazilians! ~Cora, Milwaukee, WI
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Rip Van Pinkle
- VaJaycation
- Smooth Lover
- Baby got Wax
- Alablaster
- Hairoine [Heroine]
- Hair Her Roar
- Body House
- Hotbot
- The Beach Strip
- Jesus Shaves
- Brazilian Dollar Shavy
- Braz ma Tazz
When my wife caught me ballroom dancing with a lamb, I knew I was in sheep dip.