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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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All Puns for May, 2015

05/25/15

I did you a favour and fed the singer of ‘Rolling in the Deep’. It was in Philadelphia.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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05/24/15

I enjoy constellations. I am Sirius.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)
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05/23/15

A punch to the side of the head, aka a knuckle ear missile.

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05/22/15

Anyone using a guillotine must have sever all enemies.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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05/21/15

When I accidentally Fed-exed myself, I was very much a freight of the consequences.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)
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05/20/15

I moved next door to a cannibal. One day he came over for a bite. “Just being nibble-ly,” he explained.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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05/19/15

At what time am I most hungry? Ate a clock.

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05/18/15

I moved to Tokyo to escape the paparazzi and live Japonymously.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)
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05/17/15

Before they hatch, go to the bank and open a chicken egg count.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5)
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05/16/15

Did the universe start when God had a craving for bacon? So says the Pig Pang Theory.

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