05/25/201505/25/2015 I did you a favour and fed the singer of ‘Rolling in the Deep’. It was in Philadelphia. Share this pun (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading...
05/24/201505/24/2015 I enjoy constellations. I am Sirius. Share this pun (3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5) Loading...
05/23/201505/23/2015 A punch to the side of the head, aka a knuckle ear missile. Share this pun (Rate This Pun) Loading...
05/22/201505/22/2015 Anyone using a guillotine must have sever all enemies. Share this pun (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading...
05/21/2015 When I accidentally Fed-exed myself, I was very much a freight of the consequences. Share this pun (3 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5) Loading...
05/20/2015 I moved next door to a cannibal. One day he came over for a bite. “Just being nibble-ly,” he explained. Share this pun (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading...
05/18/201505/18/2015 I moved to Tokyo to escape the paparazzi and live Japonymously. Share this pun (3 votes, average: 1.33 out of 5) Loading...
05/17/201505/17/2015 Before they hatch, go to the bank and open a chicken egg count. Share this pun (2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5) Loading...
05/16/201505/16/2015 Did the universe start when God had a craving for bacon? So says the Pig Pang Theory. Share this pun (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading...
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