I did you a favour and fed the singer of ‘Rolling in the Deep’. It was in Philadelphia.
I enjoy constellations. I am Sirius.
A punch to the side of the head, aka a knuckle ear missile.
When I accidentally Fed-exed myself, I was very much a freight of the consequences.
I moved next door to a cannibal. One day he came over for a bite. “Just being nibble-ly,” he explained.
At what time am I most hungry? Ate a clock.
Before they hatch, go to the bank and open a chicken egg count.
Did the universe start when God had a craving for bacon? So says the Pig Pang Theory.
Dear Pun Gents,
I need a name or saying for pecan trees. A catchy phrase to get people to buy pecan trees. ~Kelsey, Savannah, GA
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- What’s that? Go ahead and pecan
- Pecan your nose: it smells delicious.
- It does nut get butter than this
- Omega’wd! Pecans are good for you.
- A pecan tree: pie in the sky
- Choose the fat
- Let your branches drupe
- Plant Parenthood
- They’re nut-richious
- It grows in the dessert
I hide windmills in my house upstairs. Guess I’m a bit of a fan attic.