May, 2015 :: PunGents.com

I did you a favour and fed the singer of ‘Rolling in the Deep’. It was in Philadelphia.

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I enjoy constellations. I am Sirius.

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A punch to the side of the head, aka a knuckle ear missile.

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When I accidentally Fed-exed myself, I was very much a freight of the consequences.

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I moved next door to a cannibal. One day he came over for a bite. “Just being nibble-ly,” he explained.

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At what time am I most hungry? Ate a clock.

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I moved to Tokyo to escape the paparazzi and live Japonymously.

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Before they hatch, go to the bank and open a chicken egg count.

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Did the universe start when God had a craving for bacon? So says the Pig Pang Theory.

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Who was the first man to redirect water? Adam

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