PIE IN THE SKY

Dear Pun Gents,
I need a name or saying for pecan trees. A catchy phrase to get people to buy pecan trees. ~Kelsey, Savannah, GA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. What’s that? Go ahead and pecan
  2. Pecan your nose: it smells delicious.
  3. It does nut get butter than this
  4. Omega’wd! Pecans are good for you.
  5. A pecan tree: pie in the sky
  6. Choose the fat
  7. Let your branches drupe
  8. Plant Parenthood
  9. They’re nut-richious
  10. It grows in the dessert
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WHO WANTS TO BE A BRAZILIAN HAIR?

Dear Pun Gents,
I am looking for a name for my Waxing and Beauty lounge that I am opening. I would like a pun off of something waxing-related: strip, wax, rip, smooth, etc. I do all body waxing and specialize in Brazilians! ~Cora, Milwaukee, WI

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Rip Van Pinkle
  2. VaJaycation
  3. Smooth Lover
  4. Baby got Wax
  5. Alablaster
  6. Hairoine [Heroine]
  7. Hair Her Roar
  8. Body House
  9. Hotbot
  10. The Beach Strip
  11. Jesus Shaves
  12. Brazilian Dollar Shavy
  13. Braz ma Tazz
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