The Boreal is a forest to be reckoned with.
They don’t grow pigs in Los Angeles. It’s too LA boarious.
The terrorists who attack via weaponized cows are the most a bomb in a bull kind.
If you’re launching a dating website for overweight people, you probably need a meatier relations dept.
Iceland’s government somehow manages to be Althings to all people.
Dear Pun Gents,
I need a name for a four-person walking team participating in a month-long, 10,000 step a day challenge to raise awareness for people with disabilities. It needs to be business appropriate. The team consists of four females (two of which are my daughters). Thank you in advance! ~Shannon, Groton
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- The Active Quads
- The Gamma Quad Run
- The Women Combination
- The Four Ambulators
- Four Ward Motion
- The Fours of Nature
- The Kilo Grandmas
- Steppanyaki [Teppanyaki]
- Walk on the Mile Side
- Never Admit De Feet
- Sole Women
- Sole Music
- A Motional IQ
It’s hard to make a living selling pancakes. I’m barely creping by.
Sinatra hated frankincense.
If you laid out all the painkillers in one big field, it would take up many achers of space.
A disturbing trend is a freak au courants.