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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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All Puns for August, 2015

08/31/15

I’m hooked on a TV program called Scones in Canada. Have to admit, I’m only watching it for the Tea and Eh.

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08/30/15

Furniture repo men have a come for table existence.

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08/29/15

Water will plunge over a cliff – True or Falls?

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08/28/15

Sheep are itchy. They have fleece.

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08/27/15

The ancient Phoenician navy failed to conquer the Mediterranean, but it wasn’t for a lack of trireme.

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08/26/15

My dream was to invent a single-serve coffee machine, but I lacked the Keurig to do so.

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08/25/15

Being broke, I held my birthday in an outdoor latrine. Cause I’m too portapottie.

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08/24/15

I’d toot my own horn about how good I am at euchre, but you’d trump it.

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08/23/15

My doctor recommended I treat my benign tumours by injecting them with live insects.

I refused, but he was in cyst ant.

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08/22/15

Seize the day and greet a little person. YO, LOW

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