I’m hooked on a TV program called Scones in Canada. Have to admit, I’m only watching it for the Tea and Eh.
The ancient Phoenician navy failed to conquer the Mediterranean, but it wasn’t for a lack of trireme.
My dream was to invent a single-serve coffee machine, but I lacked the Keurig to do so.
My doctor recommended I treat my benign tumours by injecting them with live insects.
I refused, but he was in cyst ant.
Seize the day and greet a little person. YO, LOW
Breast implants are Parton parcel of a celebrity career.
When you drink too much tropical drinks with coke in them? Peein’ a cola, duh.
Will we ever make Libya puns? I Gaddhafi-ling we will.
Once you hit 40, you may begin to feel youthless.
Which reptiles have a sixth sense? Alligaydars