I’m hooked on a TV program called Scones in Canada. Have to admit, I’m only watching it for the Tea and Eh.
Furniture repo men have a come for table existence.
Water will plunge over a cliff – True or Falls?
The ancient Phoenician navy failed to conquer the Mediterranean, but it wasn’t for a lack of trireme.
My dream was to invent a single-serve coffee machine, but I lacked the Keurig to do so.
Being broke, I held my birthday in an outdoor latrine. Cause I’m too portapottie.
I’d toot my own horn about how good I am at euchre, but you’d trump it.
My doctor recommended I treat my benign tumours by injecting them with live insects.
I refused, but he was in cyst ant.
Seize the day and greet a little person. YO, LOW
Breast implants are Parton parcel of a celebrity career.