I’m hooked on a TV program called Scones in Canada. Have to admit, I’m only watching it for the Tea and Eh.
Seize the day and greet a little person. YO, LOW
Breast implants are Parton parcel of a celebrity career.
When you drink too much tropical drinks with coke in them? Peein’ a cola, duh.
A ‘bovine three-way’ is difficult, but ménage a bull.
Carpenters are poly hammerous. They even do it with nailiens.
The term for an unwashed wine connoisseur is ‘smellier’.
Getting the queen of daytime TV to lose weight is a complicated Oprah ration.