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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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All Puns for December, 2015

12/31/15

I can’t run fast in the slush; I’m sleet of foot.

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12/30/15

A farting, spinning ungulate is the sign of a gnu whirled odor.

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12/29/15

I had to leave Des Moines, because Iowa lot of money. They threatened to Sioux. I couldn’t stand to Cedar Rapid decline.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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12/19/15

There are many cry teary-a for what makes me emotional.

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12/18/15

What’s the emoji for constipation? A: Colon, full-stop.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)
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12/17/15

If you’re crazy enough to do research on apple juice, I’d urge you to recon cider.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)
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12/16/15

If you lose something in an old-age home, don’t stop until you’ve searched every nook and granny.

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12/15/15

Which country has the most women? The China.

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12/14/15

After defecting from my prestigious job in Pyongyang, my Korea went south.

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12/13/15

Don’t ask a Japanese wrestler to sit on you. That’d be sumocidal.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (5 votes, average: 3.40 out of 5)
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