December, 2015 :: PunGents.com

I can’t run fast in the slush; I’m sleet of foot.

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A farting, spinning ungulate is the sign of a gnu whirled odor.

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I had to leave Des Moines, because Iowa lot of money. They threatened to Sioux. I couldn’t stand to Cedar Rapid decline.

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There are many cry teary-a for what makes me emotional.

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If you’re crazy enough to do research on apple juice, I’d urge you to recon cider.

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If you lose something in an old-age home, don’t stop until you’ve searched every nook and granny.

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Which country has the most women? The China.

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After defecting from my prestigious job in Pyongyang, my Korea went south.

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Don’t ask a Japanese wrestler to sit on you. That’d be sumocidal.

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