I can’t run fast in the slush; I’m sleet of foot.
A farting, spinning ungulate is the sign of a gnu whirled odor.
I had to leave Des Moines, because Iowa lot of money. They threatened to Sioux. I couldn’t stand to Cedar Rapid decline.
What’s the emoji for constipation? A: Colon, full-stop.
If you’re crazy enough to do research on apple juice, I’d urge you to recon cider.
Which country has the most women? The China.
I always get drunk on my birth daze.
Do bucking broncos get rode rage?
Puns about fruit are banned as ‘ates peach‘. They pit the stoners against the fuzz.
I should get promoted because I gave you a hot beverage. After all, I have seen your tea.