I can’t run fast in the slush; I’m sleet of foot.
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...A farting, spinning ungulate is the sign of a gnu whirled odor.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I had to leave Des Moines, because Iowa lot of money. They threatened to Sioux. I couldn’t stand to Cedar Rapid decline.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...What’s the emoji for constipation? A: Colon, full-stop.
(6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...If you’re crazy enough to do research on apple juice, I’d urge you to recon cider.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...Which country has the most women? The China.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...I always get drunk on my birth daze.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Do bucking broncos get rode rage?
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Puns about fruit are banned as ‘ates peach‘. They pit the stoners against the fuzz.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...I should get promoted because I gave you a hot beverage. After all, I have seen your tea.
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