Horror movie about bad airline food: Snacks on a Plane.
Illegal Scandinavian immigrants aka artificial Swedeners. Immigration to Scandinavia is Oslo process, but there’s Norway around it. Don’t try to sneak in unless you can a fjord to pay off some skerry-looking folks.
Whenever I see bacon in the pan, I think, ‘Now, that’s parallel porking.’
Stories about rich people are boring: yachta yachta yachta.
In the desert you always hear the same question: “Watch a dune?”
I ate lots of beans. Now I’m like the Beach Boys, feeling the gut fibrations.
Dogs who attack with no provocation are considered terrierists.
I’m a bit of a pig. I can say that un-ham-big-uously.
My girlfriend complained I never took her anywhere, so we went to the Grand Canyon so she felt valley dated.
I love lumpy skin growths. But then, I’m a mass o cyst.