Horror movie about bad airline food: Snacks on a Plane.
My girlfriend complained I never took her anywhere, so we went to the Grand Canyon so she felt valley dated.
I love lumpy skin growths. But then, I’m a mass o cyst.
A tyrant is like bad weather: The reign never lets up.
I took my bovine to the vet, but he wouldn’t cow operate.
Which underwater creature frequents brothels? A: Seahorse.
When you go on a date with an eros pace engineer, you have to take it slow.
I don’t mean to sound superficial when I say the Canadian PM has nice hair. Isn’t it Trudeau?
Anyone who mentions their friend Wanda all the time, has a Wanda-mentional personality.