Horror movie about bad airline food: Snacks on a Plane.
Whenever I see bacon in the pan, I think, ‘Now, that’s parallel porking.’
In the desert you always hear the same question: “Watch a dune?”
I ate lots of beans. Now I’m like the Beach Boys, feeling the gut fibrations.
Dogs who attack with no provocation are considered terrierists.
My girlfriend complained I never took her anywhere, so we went to the Grand Canyon so she felt valley dated.
I love lumpy skin growths. But then, I’m a mass o cyst.
A tyrant is like bad weather: The reign never lets up.
I took my bovine to the vet, but he wouldn’t cow operate.
Which underwater creature frequents brothels? A: Seahorse.